Relationship Suicide

1.when your deciding or thinking to get back with an ex, talk to an ex, hang out with an ex..

2.doing anything that jeopardizes you're healthy relationship.

"Bob!!! its relationship suicide if you go talk or hang out with your ex.." said.. Tony Bologna

by graciaguitarist February 23, 2010

mullet relationship

As coined by Joey Greco of Cheaters fame, a business relationship turned sexual behind the backs of the involved parties significant others.

The scene: Spencer is confronted in a parking garage by his livid wife after having been busted on camera making dirty bathroom love to his secretary.

Secretary: Spencer and I only work together, I swear!!

Joey: I think this is more of a mullet relationship...business in the front, party in the back!!

by Casandi July 6, 2008

Anal Relations

1.)buttsex
2.) A sexual relationship with another man

Guy 1: Hey, you want to go have some anal relations?
Guy 2: Actually, I'm already in an anal relation with Jim. Sorry.

by Disciple of Salsa August 17, 2008

College Relationship

a bullshit excuse that your boyfriend gives you when you catch him cheating on you. It is essentially a euphemism for an open relationship that isn't disclosed upfront.

I caught my boyfriend having sex with another man. When I asked him about us, he simply said that there was nothing between us, that it was a college relationship

by Sidnaydislikesacheater November 22, 2010

A good relationship

It is none existent.

Guy #1: *dies alone*
Guy #2: “guess he couldn’t find a good relationship”

by Depression :) October 24, 2019

relative humidity

It's that little drop of sweat that beads up on the back of your neck and dribbles down your back, thru your crack and eventually drips off of your ball while your fucking you sister.

by Pat May 14, 2003

relative humidity

The sweat that drips off your balls when you're caught fucking your cousin!

Last night I had some major relative humidity!

by Nicole December 13, 2003