by Joe-seph May 17, 2018

It's a disgusting thing people want in fine dining establishments. It's a drink and a chaser of ranch dressing. When you ask for it, you're no better than an animal.
Server: "And how will we be having our tequila?"
Patron, clapping hands together like a seal while foaming at the mouth: "RANCH BACK, ME ARE LIKEY RANCH NOW." *swallow a fish*
Patron, clapping hands together like a seal while foaming at the mouth: "RANCH BACK, ME ARE LIKEY RANCH NOW." *swallow a fish*
by Rhudra Vi February 23, 2022

When Michael Jackson gets a kid onto his Ferris wheel and the kid rides him to completion at the top.
The orgasm produces The Neverland Ranch.
The orgasm produces The Neverland Ranch.
by Plattimus April 22, 2025

by DemiDaBigDick September 23, 2021

You know what i mean. CUM DUDE ITS CUM but they call it MAN MADE RANCH IN ROBLOX LIKE WTF Example below!
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Some random pedophile in roblox: Hey bbg want some of my man made ranch?
An innocent girl: Sure! (She doesnt know what it means yet)
Some random pedophilee in roblox: Okay (In discord shows a picture with cum dripping out of his penis)
The innocent girl: thats what you meant.... (blocks pedophile both on discord and on roblox and reports)
An innocent girl: Sure! (She doesnt know what it means yet)
Some random pedophilee in roblox: Okay (In discord shows a picture with cum dripping out of his penis)
The innocent girl: thats what you meant.... (blocks pedophile both on discord and on roblox and reports)
by Furriessuckcockforfunantifurry December 6, 2023

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
by Wakner03 December 5, 2021

When you run out of lube for masturbation and decide to use ranch as a substitute , and then you aggressively beat your meat then finish into the bottle of ranch the drink it
by George ranchington February 28, 2018
