Roast Queef Sandwhich is when saggy vagina lips enter the hole of the vagina during sex.They are folded inside by the penise of a male. The lips stay inside the females vagina while being heated or "roasted" until the sex is complete. She then runs and sits on the males face and proceeds to queef out the roasted lips into the mans mouth, which makes a roast queef sandwhich.
Chad:Steve bro! look at that slut walking towards us!
Steve: I know man she's got some massive beef curtains showing!
Chad: I bet you would love a roast queef sandwhich from her!
Steve:Huh?No!.....................yes..
Steve: I know man she's got some massive beef curtains showing!
Chad: I bet you would love a roast queef sandwhich from her!
Steve:Huh?No!.....................yes..
by tigerafsopyz69 November 29, 2011
A woman with a very loose vagina and a massive gray bush. Add much needed man juices to make a ruben.
by quil bomber April 19, 2008
1.) in reference to an old woman's crotchial region.
2.) an elderly woman's cellulite asscheeks and old vagina lips.
2.) an elderly woman's cellulite asscheeks and old vagina lips.
by ohhcheese July 17, 2006
When some douchebag comments on your facebook status to try and make you look like a complete dumbass/ fag when in actuality your comeback results in that person calling you multiple times to delete the post to save them from the shit they'll get at school the following day. Usually the person has done this multiple times with the same outcome and their only defense is to call you an "asshole"
(Happens to Gabe L. on a daily basis)
(Happens to Gabe L. on a daily basis)
post: got a 5 year old kid to flip off a cop today...I'll make a great parent someday! :)
douchebag: no you won't because that would require you to hit pubery.
poster: dude you'd have to fork out a load of money that you don't have to even get a girl to think your sexually attractive, no less father her kid.
douchebag:I never paid you and I'm afraid that you think that I'm pretty attractive. Then again you think most men are attractive.
poster: Well your flabby tits are larger than most girls so it was a bit confusing...
(douchebag texts/calls you repeatedly to delete the comment. Resorts to begging to which you may or may not succumb to.)
friend sees the douchebag's attempt at a burn that got them totally fucked : "POSTED N' ROASTED!!"
douchebag: no you won't because that would require you to hit pubery.
poster: dude you'd have to fork out a load of money that you don't have to even get a girl to think your sexually attractive, no less father her kid.
douchebag:I never paid you and I'm afraid that you think that I'm pretty attractive. Then again you think most men are attractive.
poster: Well your flabby tits are larger than most girls so it was a bit confusing...
(douchebag texts/calls you repeatedly to delete the comment. Resorts to begging to which you may or may not succumb to.)
friend sees the douchebag's attempt at a burn that got them totally fucked : "POSTED N' ROASTED!!"
by Kevin E. F. May 05, 2010
The freakishly large inner labia of a woman's vagina after it has seen extensive abuse. It sometimes resembles two slices of medium-rare roast beef.
by Jay E. Griffin April 01, 2008
When I went down on Tina, she had some wicked Roast Beef Syndrome that reminded me of an Arby's Big Montana
by Scott Riel February 15, 2004
A YouTube/internet trend which you are making fun of yourself the same way you would make fun of other people by roasting yourself.
by Fuck.You.Mom July 11, 2016