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Richard Figures

Richard Figures the Longshaft was an evil king in the dangerous land of war and craft, who kept the maiden Pinkcess trapped in a castle. Maroon and his trusty sidekick Cerulean the Wizard defeated him in a flourish, only to have Pinkcess abandon them. Their later roll for sadness was a critical fail.
"Fear not, fair maiden, for I shall rescue thee!" Richard Figures then proceeded to be maimed by the noble questors.
by CaptainBlueBalls August 19, 2011
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richard craver

Another name for someone attracted to men.
Dang, that chick ain't nothing but a Richard craver!

Shut up, Richard Craver.
by Woahdude May 31, 2016
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RICHARD TEAGUE

A MALTEASER HEADED GUY THAT LOOKS LIKE A TRAIN
THE MALTEASER HEADER PERSON PULLED A GIRL CALLED HOLLY HAMBLIN EVEN THOUGH HE LOOKS LIKE A TRAIN, I THINK HIS NAME IS RICHARD TEAGUE
by RobsDeadNan October 28, 2016
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Richard Gere

Oh god, I can't take any more of Richard Gere's ass clownerie.
by Dan February 22, 2004
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Richard Dawkins

A celebrated scientist and intellectual, Richard Dawkins is most well known for his book "The God Delusion", an attack on organised religion, anti evolutionists and religious led human rights inequalities (ie homophobia, mainstream Americas mis-trust of abortion) , among other things.
The man is little less than a genius in my opinion.
He makes science understandable yet mystical, and his passion for it is evident in the way he argues his point (verociously).
He's been called alot of things, and some people on this site seem to totally have it in for him, but if everyone listened to Richard Dawkins a bit more I think we'd end up with a better world.
BTW.
He hosted a tv show called The Root Of All Evil? for channel 4 about religion but he disowned the title. No one thing is the cause of all evil, except maybe Rupert Murdoch.
"Richard Dawkins is a genius!"-Me

"Richard Dawkins is going to burn in hell!"- Ann Coulter.

"SHUP BITCH!"-Everyone else.
by JesushjtjtChrist August 26, 2007
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Richard Dawkins

A brilliant, if overzealous, British biologist who has published various works on why there is no need for a God/gods in the natural order of things, and why belief in such deities may be harmful to society. Though many religious people (and some nonreligious pacifists) find him abrasive and arrogant, Dawkins is a minority leader (yes, atheists are a minority!) who is not afraid to get in people's faces and defend his right to not believe whatever he wants. There is also the fact that religious leaders all over the world condemn atheists and other religions to hell (or something similar) because they don't follow a specific dogma, which is just as bad -if not worse - than trying to explain why deities are unnecessary.
Richard Dawkins's books are undoubtedly biased, but they really are quite informative and interesting.
by Imagine No Religion September 12, 2009
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Richard Larson

Original birth name given to the Greek god Eros.
Richard Larson: God of love. Gets hard if the wind blows. Not enough room on the fold-out page of Playgirl for full display. Has more dragging than hanging.
by Eroticus February 3, 2010
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