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Out from the night, from the mists steps a figure
No one really knows his name for sure
He stands at 6'6" head and shoulders
Pray he never comes knocking at your door.
Say that you once bought a heart or new corneas
But somehow never managed to square away your debts?
He won't bother to write or to phone you
He'll just rip the still-beating heart from your chest!
(REEEEEPOOOO MAAAAAAN)
Now you can run, you can hide, you can try to...
But he always has a way of finding you
He will come at your weakest hour
When no one's around who might rescue you.
(REEEEEPOOOO MAAAAAAN, REEEEEPOOOO MAAAAAAN)
And none of us are free from this horror
For many years ago, we all fell in debt
New body parts were needed to perfect our image
And until our debts are clear, we will live in fear of the--
(REEEEEPOOOO MAAAAAAN, REEEEEPOOOO MAAAAAAN)
No one really knows his name for sure
He stands at 6'6" head and shoulders
Pray he never comes knocking at your door.
Say that you once bought a heart or new corneas
But somehow never managed to square away your debts?
He won't bother to write or to phone you
He'll just rip the still-beating heart from your chest!
(REEEEEPOOOO MAAAAAAN)
Now you can run, you can hide, you can try to...
But he always has a way of finding you
He will come at your weakest hour
When no one's around who might rescue you.
(REEEEEPOOOO MAAAAAAN, REEEEEPOOOO MAAAAAAN)
And none of us are free from this horror
For many years ago, we all fell in debt
New body parts were needed to perfect our image
And until our debts are clear, we will live in fear of the--
(REEEEEPOOOO MAAAAAAN, REEEEEPOOOO MAAAAAAN)
by Nathan Wallace March 16, 2009
Get the Repo Man mug.A woman with political power who, in spite of having said power, hates feminists or actively seeks to limit the rights of other women. Most republicunts are of the Republican persuasion. Obviously.
by Mad_Hell October 20, 2008
Get the Republicunt mug.The act of a conservative republican going on an illogical and often uninformed rant geared towards liberal democrats.
Man that guy just went on a republicassault against stem cell research what was his name ... Bill O'Reily
by grindcore667 August 4, 2009
Get the Republicassault mug.noun - unsolicited, non-consensual groping of another person's crotch as practiced by prominent Republicans such as Donald Trump; a form of sexual assault.
Donald: I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything ... Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.
Billy: Ah, yes. The old Republican Handshake.
Billy: Ah, yes. The old Republican Handshake.
by myowncompass October 8, 2016
Get the Republican Handshake mug.Voting Republican:
:::Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
:::Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
:::Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
:::The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
:::A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
:::The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
:::If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
:::A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.
:::Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health care to all Americans is socialism. HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.
:::Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
:::A president lying about an extramarital affair is a impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
:::Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
:::The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.
:::Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
:::Supporting "Executive Privilege" for every Republican ever born, who will be born or who might be born (in perpetuity.)
:::What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
:::Oh, and now you stand up for your republican Pedophile buddies and instead talk about CLINTON!!
:::Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
:::Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
:::Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
:::The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
:::A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
:::The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
:::If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
:::A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.
:::Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health care to all Americans is socialism. HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.
:::Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
:::A president lying about an extramarital affair is a impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
:::Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
:::The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.
:::Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
:::Supporting "Executive Privilege" for every Republican ever born, who will be born or who might be born (in perpetuity.)
:::What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
:::Oh, and now you stand up for your republican Pedophile buddies and instead talk about CLINTON!!
by Bob Lombardo April 23, 2006
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