Hour quotas

Yeah, it SOUNDS good but do you seriously think for a second that the workers aren't paying for it on the back-end?

Hym "You would think so but they lied about the availability of full-time, they have rigid hour quotas that prevent them from scheduling a sufficient amount of hours for the part-time employees or even elevating them to full-time, whether or not I get enough hours is ENTIRELY contingent upon one of the FULL-TIME EMPLOYEES needing a day off. I was giving an ultimatum stating that if I didn't perform my tasks faster I would get my hours cut so I cut the amount of time it took in half and the STILL cut my hours by 33%! But, yeah, if you ignore all of the bad parts then, yeah, it's fantastic. Or I guess if a woman is letting you fuck a baby into her and you can get half of your expenses subsidized by... Well... ME! Then it's probably fine. But if you just want some full-time employment where you can collect some benefits without breaking your back, then, then it's kind of shit. I mean, scheduling conflicts have eaten up ALL of my tardiness-points at my other job so I HAVE suffered some material damages to my reputation and- OH! WAIT! Did I forget to mention the imposed schizophrenia?"

by Hym Iam September 28, 2023

Money Quote(Penny)

If you can master the Penny, You can master the dollar

Yo bro, what's that on quote
The Money quote(penny)
Yea
If you can master the penny, you can master the dollar

by Ms.Teehee January 23, 2024

this quote shows

A phrase often used in essays for an English class that follows a quote and comes before the explanation for why the quote is relevant. English teachers hate is because it is unnecessary.

Student: "Why did I get a point off my essay?"
Teacher: "Because you said 'this quote shows', which is unneeded and interrupts the flow of your writing"
Student: "tf?"

by Geckoli December 8, 2023

springroll quota

When a picky eater goes to an all you can eat Chinese buffet, and they have to meet their quota of Chinese food before they gorge themselves on French fries or something, which usually results in them eating a lot of springrolls

Steve: I can’t have those fries yet, I haven’t reached my springroll quota

by FenTheGoat December 16, 2024

inspirational quotes

The REAL, actually dangerous propaganda. Whatever Hitler, Putin or Kim jon un pull out of their asses holds nothing against the hellish and powerful propaganda that inspirational quotes broadcast.

World war 3 will start because of inspirational quotes wreaking havoc on society causing people to think in certain ways. Not because of world leaders having arguments.

by smoking & vaping is for losers February 3, 2025

Movie Quote Tourette’s

A condition where a person communicates is mostly movie quotes. Most of the times the people around understand the movie quote and quote it right back. Sometimes they quote. Movie and no one knows the movie and just have to accept their condition.

Person 1: Those are nice chicken legs
Person 2:SWEEP THE LEG JOHNNY
Person 2: I’m sorry I suffer from movie quote Tourette’s and they just come out

by Dirktitan March 12, 2026

Black-quote

black-quote
noun/ˈblæk ˌkwoʊt/

1. The act of deliberately misrepresenting or distorting someone’s words to give them a negative, harmful, or misleading meaning contrary to the original intent.Example: “She used a black-quote to make my comment about teamwork sound like I was criticizing the group.”
2. A statement that has been intentionally twisted to portray the speaker in a negative light.Example: “His speech was full of black-quotes, painting the opponent as untrustworthy.”

verb (black-quotes, black-quoting, black-quoted)

1. To deliberately misinterpret or misrepresent someone’s words in a way that casts them negatively.Example: “Why do you always black-quote me during debates to make me look like the bad guy?”

Etymology: Coined in 2025, combining “black” (implying darkening or tainting) with “quote” (a cited statement), reflecting the act of corrupting the original meaning of words.

Related forms:

• black-quoting (n.): The practice of misrepresenting words negatively.
• black-quoted (adj.): Describing words or a statement that has been distorted. Example: “My black-quoted remark went viral for all the wrong reasons.”

Usage note: Often used in contexts of debates, social media, or interpersonal conflicts to highlight bad-faith reinterpretation of statements.

Example: “His speech was full of black-quotes, painting the opponent as untrustworthy.”

Example: “Why do you always black-quote me during debates to make me look like the bad guy?”

by Dexcess June 21, 2025