Elmer’s Pubes

The specific moment directly after masturbation when your semen shoots up in the air, just to land back in your pubic hairs. The semen is typically hard to get out, and if not washed out in time, the cum will harden your pubic hairs in a white clump, which is painful to clean afterwards.

Jim: Yo last night I whacked the lizard, and I got mad Elmer’s pubes.
Francis: Wash it out with warm water and soap, that’s nasty.

by yeetusdeletusforjesus March 8, 2019

pube-lishing

When you're high and you send in urban dictionary definitions that make no sense

Guy #1 (high): Bro I'm tripping right now but this word I defined on urban dictionary is fucking funny
Guy #2: This shit doesn't make any sense, you're definitely pube-lishing
Guy #1: Nah you just gotta feel it through the words

by pseudonymous-bosch- June 12, 2018

pube pic

a picture of a males pubes on the penis

yo gal

do you want me to send you a pube pic

by yanangay June 10, 2018

Pube ball

When your girl is doing a line of blow off of your Johnston and she snorts a pube up her nose and you watch as she coughs it up and flicks it at you. Making it, a pube ball.

Damn baby, do you want me to rub your back while you cough up that pube ball?

by The dick master December 5, 2019

Pube ball

When your girl is doing a line of blow off of your Johnston and she snorts a pube up her nose and you watch as she coughs it up and flicks it at you. Making it, a pube ball.

Damn baby, do you want me to rub your back while you cough up that pube ball?

by The dick master December 5, 2019

Pube Cricket

A person that you have no romantic or sexual feelings for that constantly hits up your phone or social media. They are extremely annoying and are only after you sexually.

"This guy just messaged me 5 times in a row, he is such a pube cricket, I wish he would leave me alone."

by epictrollin May 16, 2019

pube my pants

when little pieces of pubic hair stick out of your undies

i always pube my pants

i pube my pants in #mycalvins

by 1dafyeo June 12, 2019