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Proboner

(adj.) Choosing to have sex with a man or woman or perform a sexual act for free as a means of philanthropy.
After retiring, Gladys started dishing out sexual favors proboner to keep busy while enriching the lives of those around her.
by Annalizzo August 3, 2010
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proben

proben is a type of chicken if you know someone they look like chicken
kid 1: look at proben
kid 2:he looks like chicken
by the god chips December 17, 2019
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gun problem

A problem characterized by the misuse of guns by nefarious individuals. Certain politicians who wish to appear 'tough on crime' have attempted to address this problem by ineffective and unconstitutional legislation that infringes on the right of the people to keep and bear arms.

To really address the problem of gun violence, we must look at the root causes: criminal gangs; abuse of drugs; the 'war on drugs' (which is as ineffective as the prohibition of alcohol was in the 1920s and in fact is largely responsible for many criminal gangs); inadequate programs for integrating released prisoners back into society (in the absence of which, said prisoners instead go back to selling drugs as the only means of making a living); poor education (esp. lack of discipline in inner-city schools); decay of the nuclear family; et cetera.
Brad: We need to ban handguns to address the gun problem!

Joe: No, banning handguns would only disarm law-abiding individuals, and thereby wrongly deprive them of their inherent, inalienable right to defend life and liberty. And it's unconstitutional, to boot.

Brad: But how else can we stop urban violence?

Joe: Trying to stop urban gun violence by banning guns is like trying to treat a poisonous snake bite by applying a bandage. We must address the root cause, not the surface symptoms.
by flood control dam #3 December 15, 2008
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No Problobama

The ease, grace, and grit by which the Democratic nominee dispatches seemingly endless and potentially campaign ending controversies.
Barack Obama summarily dispatched and boldly publicly distanced his relationship with Reverand Wright; he has successfully beaten the most powerful political machine after a primary and caucus marathon; he has stood up and gone on the offensive defending his foreign policy platform to open up dialogue with conditions with leaders worldwide; and he has said pointedly, "lay off my wife".

No Problobama.
by Chris Macavedie June 12, 2008
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probably

I will probably not be back to my Mom's until Sunday.
by Silenx December 31, 2017
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classic bracket problem

Phrase used by Mr.Schlabra during the 2003 class of Computer Science.

Referred to the java programming when an error came up during debug.
*Computer blows up*

Mr.Schlabra: Classic bracket problem!
by larstait October 27, 2003
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drug problem

a drug problem is when an unsuspecting person has been drugged by someone as a result of organized crime or some other form of malicious mischief. a drug problem is best usually ongoing and administered in a variety of ways through coffee, cups, clothing, projectiles, food or other sneaky means like toothpaste, contact lenses etc.
Some people use drug problems to destory the competition.
I don't use drugs recreationally and hate drug problems.
by nick May 19, 2006
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