premature farting

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"
Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"
Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"
Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

by Linus365 August 29, 2005

Premade

A term used by Online Gamers always targeted at oneself meaning: 'To be premature', usually referring to premature ejaculation. Most often used in the game World of Warcraft

Rogue: "It's a premade."
Translation: "I feel so confident in our winning that I just came in my pants."

by Xenubuster October 12, 2008

Preem

A shortened version of the word Premier(the elected governing body for each of Canadas' provinces) used in newspapers to save space in the headlines.

*Headline*
More taxes to come!:says Preem

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

Premature Emaculation

The act of going into the Apple store and taking many obnoxious pictures, then either uploading them to any social networking site such as facebook, or just emailing them to yourself. Symptoms of Premature Emaculation are, but not limited to, many unnecessary pictures taken, aggravation of peers, and the occasional leaving behind of the pictures taken on the Mac, resulting in moments of WTF and OMGWTFBBQ from the next person to test that computer.

It is termed 'Premature' because the person does not actually have a Mac, but likes to pretend they do because it has cool photo-filters.

Teenage Girl: Oh my god, let's go into the Apple store and take a bunch of pictures! We can twist our faces or make it look like a comic book! YAY!

*a metric fuckton of photobooth pictures later*

Teenage Girl: I'm SO uploading this to my myspace and facebook. I'll even tag you all! TTYL!

Onlooking Employee: Look at those girls; they're suffering from Premature Emaculation!

by matthejew September 27, 2009

Preem

Another word for gay.

Omg, that guy is soo preem watching America's next top model.

by Chikoy September 7, 2012

Premarital Touching

When you touch someone in their privates before you marry them

"Man thats some premarital touching i see going on"

by Alvin THE SHIZZ May 19, 2008

premature ejacoptimisation

A focus, usually by poor programmers, on making code as fast, small or 1337 as possible, so that they cum hard, rather than making it work. Related to premature optimisation and premature ejaculation.

Hey, Joe, your code works, stop trying to do premature ejacoptimisation!

by Ricky Clarkson April 5, 2006