Premature Cookie

Essentially, "cookie dough".

Person 1 - "Dude, I want something good but doesn't take any effort in making it."
Person 2 - "What about some premature cookies?

by bdc947856 January 11, 2009

Premature Sendulation

The sending of a text message mid-thought or before reaching the desired conclusion.

text to friend: "heh, wanna mee"

reply text: "huh?"

text to friend: "sorry, had a premature sendulation. Wanna meet for lunch?"

by Frisco Babe July 27, 2009

premature edrunkulation

When yor arrive early for an event to have a few drinks so you are nice and buzzed for the event, but your buzz wears off before the event. For example: he got to the airport in time, but flight delays caused premature edrunkulation and he was sober for the flight.

he got to the airport in time, but flight delays caused premature edrunkulation and he was sober for the flight.

by T. McGinty May 10, 2011

Premature God Damn it Moment

1) Saying god damn it only to find out whatever you thought wasn't going to work out worked out or you ended up somewhere or in some circumstance that was better than you had planned.

Adam: ugh god damn it I so wanted to go to Sonic for my birthday lunch!

- Drives to a shopping center to find a Cheesecake Factory-

Adam: what was I so mad for? The Cheesecake Factory is Better than what I had planned!

Friend: you just had a premature god damn it moment.

Adam: -prays- sorry god I spoke too soon!

by Adathorrules January 12, 2012

Premature detonation

similar to radar ass, ony worse. Premature Detonation occurs when you enter the bathroom, and you cant hold the shit/piss anymore.

*enters the bathroom*
OH FUCK, ITS GONNA BLOW!!! damm the premature detonation

by Anister October 19, 2012

Premarital Vaginal Defecation

The act of shitting into woman's vagina before marriage.

Chad could not have sex with his girlfriend before marriage because she is a religious Mormon, so he decided to shit in her vagina. She did not like premarital vaginal defecation.

by poopmuncher42069666 April 15, 2018

preacher guards

An elite guard that protect preachers from any hostility.
Will attack the protester if the protester uses physical force on a preacher.
So if you are triggered that a preacher is hating on you for being a lgbt, just walk away because any sudden movement from you will set the guard or guards off.

The preacher guards are rarely found in anti lgbt movements because of their aggressiveness.

by The def master November 8, 2019