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Popeyed

When you're on the telephone and tell someone you have to go but an hour later you're still talking. You got popeyed!
"You're STILL on the phone with Joe? Damn, you got Popeyed"
by Hangar18TFR November 28, 2014
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Pull the popes hat off

Alex dichello:Im gonna go pull the popes hat off.
by SOF'INFUNNY December 1, 2010
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popeta

Slang for a large male reproductive organ: a penis
chupame la popeta maricón!
by Dave* January 16, 2008
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Popelessness

a general feeling of malaise during the time after the Pope's resignation or death before a new Pontiff has been chosen.
Knowing the Pontiff resigned yesterday I woke up this morning with this overwhelming feeling of Popelessness.
by MommieQueerest March 1, 2013
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Popeaganda

Doctrines and principles propagated by the Pope, the Catholic Church and other ecclesiastical leaders to promote its goals and ideals, many of which are harmful to the human race.
Examples of Popeaganda:

The Pope: It is a mortal sin to use artificial birth control. Children are a blessing from God.
Jim-Bob Duggar; I hear ya, bro! Git over here, Michelle!

Cardinal Red Hat: Condoms are laced with the HIV virus.
Abeeku Onyango: OK! I'll throw mine away!

Rev. Benedict Groeschel: It is often the youngsters who seduce the priests.
by Turandot29 May 8, 2013
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Popeyeing of the forearm

a condition usually found in single men who spend so much time 'pleasing themselves in the Boy area' that their right arm over develops severely, like one of Popeye's arms...or a fiddler Crab
man: Doc, you got to help me, I can't get my shirt sleeve over my arm its so swollen.
Doc: I'm afraid young man that you have developed "Popeyeing of the forearm"
man:is it curable?
Doc: try not to wank your nutsack flat every night and shag someone instead, that'll sort it.
by Mr Cunninglinguist August 20, 2013
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Poped

Poped: Verb
To lower ones standards purely for sexual gratification. This is a quantity over quality concept while going "batman".
Used in a sentence: I Poped last night and picked up some scank and screwed her all night long.
Named after a well known manwhore.
While feeling Poped, i meet this slut, bitch, whore on a web site and nailed her in the field behind my house. Just to get a nut!
by goldenrod February 28, 2014
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