by cougs76 August 20, 2017

Very similar to the phrases, vagina blocker, cunt Nazi, pussy kryptonite, vagina reflector, beaver dam, pussy blocker, cunt mugger, pussy dodger, snatch repeller, and beaver bandit.
It is used to describe any one person or group of persons that are preventing you from getting your dick wet.
It is used to describe any one person or group of persons that are preventing you from getting your dick wet.
Gavin: "I'm trying to get with Haley! Stop being such a poon paddler!"
Justin: "Wow, back off, all I said was that I had a boner."
Gavin: "Exactly, I think you should probably just leave."
Justin: (Yelling) "Man fuck you, and fuck you Haley! I'm out!"
Justin: "Wow, back off, all I said was that I had a boner."
Gavin: "Exactly, I think you should probably just leave."
Justin: (Yelling) "Man fuck you, and fuck you Haley! I'm out!"
by BluedudeJM June 16, 2010

by BAhh98 September 11, 2006

Looking and/or acting like a goomba. Having a ridiculous small head on a disproportionately large body.
Hey Josh lets crush some box. O wait we have to babysit that idiot goomba toepp. He is the anti-poon
by Adam Stoltz May 15, 2008

A mysterious abyss that McCain has plunged into one too many times. But quite frankly, its the only useful feature of her.
by McCains growing erection July 20, 2009

by Nick March 30, 2005

-noun -verb
1. The act of physically jabbing a woman's poon.
2. Any person who instinctively makes an activity or situation unbearable on the level of receiving a poon jab. Commonly mistaken for a douche or dip shit, or fuck tard.
1. The act of physically jabbing a woman's poon.
2. Any person who instinctively makes an activity or situation unbearable on the level of receiving a poon jab. Commonly mistaken for a douche or dip shit, or fuck tard.
In a professional training session:
Sean: he he. Hey guys I just farted and screamed like a wounded hippopotamus.
Dustin: Oh my God...
Brandon: Really guy?
Instructor: What a poon jab.
Guy1: That girl tried to kick me in the balls so I totally gave her a poon jab.
Guy2: Right on!
Sean: he he. Hey guys I just farted and screamed like a wounded hippopotamus.
Dustin: Oh my God...
Brandon: Really guy?
Instructor: What a poon jab.
Guy1: That girl tried to kick me in the balls so I totally gave her a poon jab.
Guy2: Right on!
by Fireman23 May 10, 2011
