a pig and a poke

its like fucking your buddy

wow did you see that move, that was a pig and a poke!

by smoothjohnson July 28, 2011

blow a poke

To smoke a cigarette.

Yo let's go blow a poke.

by fetus_envy August 25, 2006

rear naked poke

Rear Naked Poke:
The act of having sex in the doggie style position then slapping the rear naked choke on your willing partner and choking them out completely, all the while you're still having sex with them even while they are out cold, continue having sex until they completely wake up again.
The "Rear Naked Poke" should only be attempted by willing partners trained in the ways of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

She let me rear naked poke her, and like a champ she didn't even try to Tap Out. When she woke up she said "that shit was crazy, I liked it."

by Jimmy The Mutt February 19, 2008

Poke Her Face

1) How you wake up Lady GaGa.
2) Song by Kid Cudi Featuring Kanye West, Also called "Make Her Say"

1.
Guy 1: Dude, how do you wake up Lady GaGa???
Guy 2: *Sigh* IDK, how?
Guy 1: You Poke Her Face!
Guy 2: ...

2.
"I make her say

Oh, oh-oh-oh

Oh, oh-oh-oh

When I

P-p-p-poker face

P-p-poke her face"

by CM77 February 26, 2010

Poke-your-mom

A variation on the pronunciation of Pokemon, supposedly used in a satirical manner, but this has not been proven. Often used by total douches who have nothing better to do.

Douche: "Let's play Poke-your-mom!"

Guy: "Howzabout I punch you until you bleed?"

by Sven-Detlev September 8, 2009

Poking my scrotum

"Your having a laugh"
"Your kidding me!"
In reference to one prodding anothers testicular region

"Really?!?, now way youre poking my scrotum!?!"

by Ainsley100 May 29, 2009

local poking post

a girl(or guy) that is known to be extremely easy and is receptive to depraved acts like rimjobs and ass to mouth. they are typically reputed to have every cock in town stuck in every opening on their body at least once.

candice leigh price is an example of a local poking post

by josh younggayblood February 14, 2008