Crack a plate

When someone scares you so much that if you're holding a plate you would drop it and crack it

" woah I could crack a plate"
" You scared me so much I could crack a plate "

by Woha Langley January 19, 2021

Plates

Boobs of a women

Martin: sherry your plates look big today.
Sherry: fuck off

by Ejjeuewiwj July 29, 2022

whip a plate at the wall

something nonsensical and somewhat not needed nor effective or ethical

he oncw sat up in his bed yelled Wheres Bulbasaur Then he whip a plate at the wall

by darkclaw wolfgod October 10, 2022

crastic plates

Those things we never have to wash after dinner.

Hon, I'm sure there are plenty of bears in the park who'd love to spend the weekend with those crastic plates.

by enviroman June 29, 2011

Clean Plate

When you simultaneously thoroughly give a woman a rimjob and pussy eating. It is only known as a clean plate if she is satisfied.

Oh jeez Sandra is really mad I forgot our anniversary! She’s definitely gonna make me give her a clean plate!

by Yunkystinky March 22, 2021

Yellow Plate

A derogatory term or regional slur against New Yorkers (and sometimes New Jerseyites) who have recently moved to Florida since the start of the pandemic. Yellow plates are the scourge of Florida highways, frequently speeding as traffic is significantly less prevalent in their new state. They also enjoy city driving, considering that pedestrian and bicycle traffic is all but non existant. Floridians only find relief from Yellow Plates when a hurricane hits and they flee the state. Snowbirds are considered the upper class of Yellow Plates, generally accepted by the populus as seasonal guests, rather than a permanent burden.

That damn yellow plate just cut me off!

Look at that stupid yellow plate waiting for someone to pump their gas.

by grupenhof November 2, 2022

Plate Job

When you made a nice meal for your lady and she had too much of the main course and couldn't eat desert. Not wanting any more calories she lies down on her back and holds a glass plate over her face while you shit a creamy turd onto the glass for her pleasure.

My girlfriend was trying to loose weight, so instead of going back for seconds I gave her a plate job.

by thatisgreasy May 20, 2022