south pittsburg, tn

A small, poor, historic town in Tennessee close to the Alabama line. There is at least one traffic light out of four or so on the whole three mile stretch of road that is always out. When they can keep a police force, you'll find them at one end of town or the other. The middle of town is the safest if you're thinking of residing here. Expect to pay high taxes since a past mayor embezzeled money from the town and now they'really trying to make the money back. There are no chain restaurants and nothing to do unless you like cornbread. There's the National Cornbread Festival held in the middle of town during the last weekend in April every year. Yee haw!

Let's go to South Pittsburg, Tn to watch a fifteen year old movie at the town's only entertainment venue.

by Gottalovethesouth December 21, 2016

Crystal Pitts

A Location in the Big Bend of Florida where hookers and women of the night congregate.

That hood boogers got vapid while dwelling in the ol' Crystal Pitts.

by Rev.Gin June 11, 2018

Ron Pitts

Host of Destroyed In Seconds.

I'm Ron Pitts.

by Kenton Makings October 30, 2018

ELLA PITTS

TALL GIRL AKA PTTS

WHAT UP ELLA PITTS

by iziudau October 18, 2019

Jenna Pitts

The most perfect girl in the world who you really need to be friends with!

Her: Isn’t that Jenna Pitts?
Him: Yea y?
All the other boys: SHE IS SO CUTE HOW IS SHE STILL SINGLE!!!

by Jduhehehej July 13, 2020

Oli Pitts

Cheasy knob. 110% chance touches little boys. Rather weird.

Oli pitts is mega imposter sussy baka

by Notgayprickthattouchesurmom September 19, 2021

Suneri Pittsburgh Mafia

The Sunseri mafia was formed by immigrants who descended from Italy in the early 1900’s. They settled in Pittsburgh and began working with locals through loans which later came to grow their wealth. Throughout their time in Pittsburgh they began opening small deli shops that only sold provolone. It was the head of the mafias favorite type of cheese. As their deli shops grew in popularity they began laundering money through them in order to maintain power. To this day only a few remain after many died of syphilis in the mid 1900’s. One shop remains and can be found in Pittsburgh, to those who haven’t been you should check it out.

Person 1: wow that deli shop is doing really well.
Person 2: That deli shop is run like the Suneri Pittsburgh Mafia!
Person 3: woah they’ve been around forever! I’ve never tried their provolone!

Urban Dictionary: Sunseri Pittsburgh Mafia

by glizztronics February 27, 2022