Many of my friends have been attacked by Reality Pirates. Now they're recovering in a mental hospital.
by skyjuice December 30, 2008
Get the Reality Piratemug. Captain to passengers-Armed female pirates will be boarding the ship. Remember, you know the ship better than they do, if they find me.
Pirate chick leader entering bridge- Look at me! Look at me! I'm the captain of the ship now.
Captain- Fuck! There they are!
Pirate chick leader entering bridge- Look at me! Look at me! I'm the captain of the ship now.
Captain- Fuck! There they are!
by Solid Mantis December 13, 2018
Get the pirate chickmug. Tristan: Camila just came in here and took my internet cable while I was trying to watch "Hey Arnold" online.
Marco: What a power pirate!
Marco: What a power pirate!
by unabsichtlich December 21, 2009
Get the Power Piratemug. by yzb3 September 4, 2012
Get the piratical emoticonmug. A woman who is so eager to get pregnant that she takes advantage of a man in order to get to his sperm.
Example#1: I met this really hot 35-year-old women at a party last night. I thought we really had a connection, but it turned out she was just a sperm pirate.
Example#2: Ever since we agreed to have a baby, my wife has turned into a total sperm pirate.
Example#2: Ever since we agreed to have a baby, my wife has turned into a total sperm pirate.
by Cynthia H. January 2, 2009
Get the sperm piratemug. A game of shoving bars of soap up an unsuspecting persons ass in the shower whilst screaming “AARGH!”.
by Maxwell House November 2, 2018
Get the Soap Piratesmug. Angry pirate is when you piss off a homeless man with a eye patch and a missing leg and then run away as he hobbles away
"dude I got chased down by a angry pirate today". "poor guy kept tripping, then he got hit by a car"
by Whit3 September 10, 2018
Get the angry piratemug.