patchy the pirate

Patchy the Pirate is a fictional character from the TV show ‘Spongebob Squarepants’, he is seen in various live action skits in different episodes, as well as in one Big Time Rush episode.
Marco: Who’s that weird pirate over there?
Polo: Oh, that’s patchy the pirate.
Marco: I see.
by TheAngryJanitor May 26, 2019
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sperm pirate

A woman who is so eager to get pregnant that she takes advantage of a man in order to get to his sperm.
Example#1: I met this really hot 35-year-old women at a party last night. I thought we really had a connection, but it turned out she was just a sperm pirate.

Example#2: Ever since we agreed to have a baby, my wife has turned into a total sperm pirate.
by Cynthia H. August 16, 2007
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culture pirate

Someone who copies the fashion, hairstyles, music, language or unique ethnic elements from another group in order to make money. Also cultural piracy. It differs from cultural appropriation because it is done specifically to make money not just to look cool. cultural appropriation, cultural vulture, black culture, fashion, hip hop, rap music, Hollywood, thief, pirate, piracy, steal, cultural piracy
My friend Jake is a total culture pirate, he takes the latest fashion from hip hop and brags about how he came up with the idea.
by joecoolthefool June 09, 2017
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pirate chick

a female pirate, the most dangerous kind of pirate
Captain to passengers-Armed female pirates will be boarding the ship. Remember, you know the ship better than they do, if they find me.

Pirate chick leader entering bridge- Look at me! Look at me! I'm the captain of the ship now.
Captain- Fuck! There they are!
by Solid Mantis December 13, 2018
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pirate coffee

A coffee mug filled with straight dark rum. Not to be confused with actual coffee.
person 1: did you start your day with pirate coffee?
person 2: yes; why?
person 1: you're not wearing any pants.

*laugh track*
by 0men October 08, 2011
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angry pirate

Angry pirate is when you piss off a homeless man with a eye patch and a missing leg and then run away as he hobbles away
"dude I got chased down by a angry pirate today". "poor guy kept tripping, then he got hit by a car"
by Whit3 September 10, 2018
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