fuck pineapple

what the fuck are you googling "Fuck Pineapple" for? get a fucking life you melt.

Ryan: "Get a fucking life you melt"
You: *Gets a fucking life* *Is no longer a melt*
Fuck Pineapple- You're a melt and have no life

by ryandontlikeyou February 23, 2018

pineapple

a code word used to ask a friend if they would fuck the girl he points to. it is replyed with either "slice it" for yes or "squash it" for no

(chaka)hey martin "pineapple" that chick in the yellow
(martin)dude "slice it" chick got ass for days
(chaka) what her friend, pineapple?
(martin) eww "squash it", she has no body what so ever
(chaka) lmao

by monkeyjutsu July 6, 2009

Pineapple head

Someone with an abnormally large head oblong in shape with a faded hair cut with either a But cut (Parted down the center) or spikey hair.

Homer Simpson, Bart Simpson. Used in a sentence "Hey Copernicus, why don't you take your Pineapple Head and your parachute pants and navigate to the back of the line, standing there in your bowling shirt and your plantar fasciitis"

by The guy who bones Tony's mom May 2, 2014

pineapple head

one who wears their hair in a high pony tail on their head (some times in a bun).
Often of the "popular crowd"

by lor September 21, 2003

Pineapple sex party

The doing of having a pineapple with 2 friends and taking turns shoving the pineapples in each others butt holes.

"Dude me mark and john had the best pineapple sex party ever!!"

by squinzward April 30, 2014

mystic pineapple

A beastly fruit bent on world domination.

News anchor: Today, mysticpineapple took over the world. Back to you steve.

by adn May 13, 2005

pineapple slap

when getting a girl from behind you pull it out bust on her back and when she turns around hit her in the face with a pineapple

man i totally gave your grandma a pineapple slap

by chuck123 September 21, 2007