photomom

When someone's mom purposefully or incidentally photobombs a picture. (Almost always viewed in a negative light.)

Sweet house party man! Too bad half of the pictures were photomomed.

by thegordinator October 5, 2010

photocopier

The "photocopier" is when a guy is fucking a girl who is on top of a photocopier or xerox machine. The girl is closed in the photocopier so it is able to make prints while having sex. Then, when it's done, the guy cums on the machine and puts the print out of it on his wall.

Jonathan was cheating on his wife at the office. When he gave the secretary the photocopier, his wife found his prints and he got busted!

by Gabe N. January 9, 2008

Photo jocker

Some one who steals your photo of you on your webpage and uses it as their own..

Sally is a photo jocker!! That Slut stole my picture of me at John's Party...

by Givenchy February 21, 2008

Facebook LOL Photography

When one takes a picture, preferably candid, and makes the subject look like a fool/ extremely awkward.

It makes you "lol"

Mother: Oh Dear! Look at Johnny in that photo! LOL!

Son: That's Facebook LOL Photography, ma!

by SOMANYPHOTOCHEMICALS January 10, 2010

Photo Booth

A photo booth is when mid-way through a shower, you get hit with a sudden urge to beat one off. Just before the critical moment, feeling proud of what you’re doing, you call out to your lady friend under the pretence that you need to ask her something important and then go stealthily quiet. As soon as she presses her face up against the glass to see what is going on through the steam, you rush the shower door and shoot your load onto the glass like a camera flash going off in her face.

Last night I thought it would be the perfect time to give Melissa the Photo Booth.....the moment was captured

by Woody 25 August 27, 2011

Photography

The only hobby that you can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail.

Person 1- I LOVE photography!
Person 2- Wow you must take lots of great photos.
Person 1- Yea. Totally. 😈 * has fire and murder of past in their eyes*
Person 2- *backs away calls mental hospital*

by MoneyFi$h January 26, 2019

crazy photoshop people

These are the crazy forum people that make pictures and signatures all day long. After hours of that they switch to telling other people what they are doing wrong and why.

Ex. John spends all his time telling people how to crop their photos correctly on the Photoshop forums! He must with the crazy photoshop people.

by Kesai furockt April 5, 2006