take to Perkins

to eat a person out, to deliciously enjoy some vagina in ur mouth

I take to Perkins my girlfriend very often. She enjoys it a lot, especially the main entree(but she usually doesnt tip).

by NangChangBonerBill March 5, 2008

Parking the Winnebago

Engaging in sexual activity.
Variation: "Parking the Winnebago in the back lot". Definition: Engaging in anal sex.

Vito: "Where the hell were YOU all night?"

Guido: "I was at Marie's house, parking the Winnebago."

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

penking

(from the verb to penk)

Penking is the act of aimlessly fiddling, fooling around with no real purpose. One penks about in the shed, in the kitchen, wherever there is mindless activity to be undertaken. Children are often to be found penking.

A: What have you been doing today?

B: Nothing much, just penking about at home.

by distractedhousewife November 9, 2010

parking lot christian

Someone who claims to be a good christian. When they pull in the church parking lot, they don a mask that shows them to be good, people loving, god fearing christians and when they pull out of the parking lot, they turn into evil, nasty, manipulative, judgemental spawns of satan. Hence, you have a parking lot christian.

You'd be surprised how many people in church turn out to be parking lot christians.

by TAZ73 November 22, 2014

Peaking Duck

The duck that comes out of a girls vagina to bite you.

Dana went to the ER because his lady friends peaking duck bit his dick off.

by Crab-Rangoon March 13, 2019

slacker parking

Driving into a parking lot to discover the spot directly ahead of you is available. Parking in a spot that doesn't require any effort, like turning the steering wheel. Sometimes it doesn't even require brakes (when there's a wall in front and your car is a beater). Also known as "no-effort-parking."

"Dude, slacker park this bitch right in front of us," or "Sweet, slacker parking is available."

by Spiv May 17, 2006

Trailer Parkin'

Disguising one self as a respectable member of a trailer park so that one may walk through a trailer park to observe and make fun of the occupants that reside there.

1: Hey, my buddy and I went trailer parkin' today down at Junction City Regency Mobile Home Park.

2: You guys find anything good?

1: Yeah we saw this guy who had a hand built cinder block wall around his trailer. We believe he was preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse.

by BadicusMaximus May 26, 2010