pencil

something u fucking write with idiot why did u search this..

i accidenly broke my pencil by biting it too hard

by HUADS Fasdf and 7777 384r October 6, 2021

Pencil

a hard pointy object that fits firmly in your hand and produces a substance when rubbed across something

i used a pencil today

by PotatoGodMC July 22, 2021

John Wick with a pencil

Unstoppable, unkillable, indestructible, force of fear dread gore and power

Idk i forgot the scene lmao but John wick with a pencil is badass...i should've said it up there

by Básnik July 24, 2021

Gadget Pencil

A type of mechanical pencil used to give people flu shots. Should be avoided at all costs and is deadly to those that become in contact with it.

It's not a toy.

Guy 1: "OMG he has a gadget pencil"
Guy 2: "AHHH Run, he could give you a flu shot"
Guy 3: "Crap"

by MrQuicksand July 7, 2021

Dysfunctional pencil

Describes someone who just doesn’t function as intended or properly.

She’s definitely a dysfunctional pencil - like a pencil with a rubber on both ends.

by Alycisms July 7, 2021

Pencil Stabber

The most annoying fucks ever. You thought it would be over after elementary school. You were wrong

Bob: John is a Pencil Stabber
Mike: So John is a retard?

by PencilStabberHate September 7, 2022

Pencil pusher

Someone who you can trust with all manners of pencil related business. This could mean anything between writing notes on a paper with a 2B pencil or using the lead from a mechanical pencil to fill various crevices in the human body; including but not limited to: Areas under eyelid, under fingernails, urethra, mouth hole. These maneuvers are only to be attempted by a professionally trained pencil pusher with at least 4 months of experience.

A man: Lovely day we're having, pencil pusher!
Pencil pusher, shoving three sharpened pencils into A man's front hole: Yah, now just hold still, I can't get the angle right if you keep moving.

by Pam the Pusher November 3, 2022