Ionark Pat

A condescending pat

Nicholas: "My Firefox just crashed while playing Neopets"
*Person pats their back* (This is the Ionark Pat)

by Zero2onepath January 25, 2010

Ecuadorian Pat Smear

When a chubby Ecuadorian convinces a questionable lady he is a doctor, then brings her back to his penthouse and performs an extremely short (literally) procedure on her lady parts. After the embarrassingly short act, he tells her she’s all clear and sends her on her way.

Oh man, don’t tell me you pulled the Ecuadorian Pat Smear ruse again. I hope you told her she had a clean bill of health before the “exam” , because she won’t after.

by Scotty Nice May 18, 2022

pat moore

when Buddy is so dust at chel that to beat buddy mcbiscit bommer, he must only score cross crease genos.

*scores cross crease goal but forgot to call pat moore*
“ You didn’t call pat Moore bud”
“Shit”
*take 30 second no playing penalty•

by dustymcboyobomer31 February 18, 2023

Pat Cash

In some British dialects it’s a code word for Hash (marijuana)

Oh boys, shall we get some Pat Cash for Friday night?

by HornDoggyDawg July 16, 2022

Pat O’Malley

When you are being crazy and have very bad anger issues and can’t control yourself. Also when you studder.

Damn bro talk slower you are being a Pat O’Malley

by Its SLay July 12, 2018

Pat Love

A tomboy with a boyfriend

She’s such a pat love, I thought she was a lesbian

by HTgqe May 12, 2022

Pat Story

A story whose entertainment value and educational merit are, during relation, deceptively exaggerated far beyond their true significance in an attempt to gain social acceptance, usually involving extended family members.

Person 1: This weekend i was out sailing and a 20-25knt southerly was giving us constant wind, just cruising along.... then they said..... then my uncle mentioned that he had....... and as we were pulling up at the pontoon my cousin found a $20 note.
Person 2: Cool story Pat. Now as I was saying..
Person 3: i didnt want to listen to another Pat Story, Id rather watch grass grow.

by the particular Pat January 7, 2010