Mayonnaise Pancake

When an Alpha Male (Lad) spaffs is load all over the tits of his not so well endowed female member of the community, It is known as a Mayonnaise Pancake.

Lewis: I'm going to come right now.
Rosie: Do it on my tits, you rancid beast.
Lewis: No, I don't want to create a mayonnaise pancake. I'm going to spaff in your ear instead.
Rosie: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

by A Top LAD. August 20, 2011

Pennsylvania Pancake

It's just missionary

Married sex life. Hey, the wife's bored. We're doing the Pennsylvania Pancake tonight.

by Yooo82 February 20, 2021

Salty Pancake

The involuntary sound produced when fat sweaty skin slaps against each other during sexual intercourse.

We made some salty pancakes last night.

by RattieMae June 20, 2016

Black Pancake

When a black girl has flat buttocks cheeks.

“Hey bro you like shawndra?”

“Bro hell no! She has a Black Pancake bro!”

by Cat Phock March 21, 2020

jorge pancake

When you go number 2 in your pants while sitting down, and then jump up and down over and over again on the seat to flatten the poop out into a pancake

I just made the biggest jorge pancake after that taco in a bag we had for lunch

by Sister Jeff June 4, 2021

ranch on the pancakes

Definition 1: when someone pours ranch on pancakes.

Definition 2: when a man ejaculates on a flat buttocks.

Bro 1: did you have a good night with ole girl?

Bro 2: yeah i put ranch on the pancakes.

by Paradoxxx69 June 13, 2018

pancake shooter

When one has had so much anal sex, there poop just runs out alot like the consistency of pancake batter

Wow becky is a real pancake shooter

by shitling March 15, 2015