Puddle Sniffer

A really stupid person. Equivalent to a window licker or a paint chip eater.

My coworker has been working with me for 8 months, and still hasn't caught on to how things work. He's such a puddle Sniffer!

by SirTopahmHat December 30, 2023

puddle pup

A young pup in training to become a glorified Puddle duck ....

" That puddle pup is sure to be the next GOAT of all the puddle ducks..."

by Queen Akasha 666 October 11, 2022

puddle jumper

A term for Cuban. They're like Mexican wetbacks because the know how to jump fences, but they have to "jump" across a puddle to get to the United States, most likely Florida.

That puddle jumper is stealing all the jobs in Miami!

by mo11 May 30, 2016

Puddle

A bowl of melted METH in pipe that you smoke

“Hey wanna smoke a puddle?”

by CarwynIestyn July 13, 2022

Puddle Jumper

A promiscuous lesbian. Particularly one who will go down on any girl, anytime, anywhere.

1. "Becky on cheated on me with Monica!" "That low down dirty puddle jumper!"

by Veracocha July 12, 2017

Wiping The Puddle

The process in which in the act of taking a shit you proceed to “wipe the puddle” by smearing shit across a sheet of toilet paper instead of dropping the log the traditional way.

Dude 1: Bro, I was Wiping the puddle. It was my only choice it was a muddy mess.

by Muddypuddle54 April 1, 2021

Puddle pussy

When a truck stop lot lizard washes her pussy in a parking lot pot hole in between getting fucked but dirty truck drivers

Breaker one nine lookin for some PUDDLE PUSSY in the back row of the petro!! She her to the red Mack truck number 21

by The Dude23 August 29, 2022