When you're so angry with someone you momentarily feel like commiting murder. This term was thought to originate from the British Soap character Pat Phelan, an infamous serial killer.
by Corrieface November 12, 2020
by PoloPimpin February 15, 2024
by PoloPimpin February 15, 2024
The action of patting someone's head while shitting in their mouths because you fucking hate them but can't help but respect them.
by May 17 2023 May 18, 2023
Dry hump. Let down. Sexless. Sexual deception. Boring. Dull. Disappoint. "Don't make me flatpat yo ass!" Or "Beware the flat pat!"
by SofleekSativa July 14, 2015
by Beefmakespremium August 02, 2019
Descendant of the American Patriot and possibly Bigfoot, due to size and hairiness; Coolest guy ever.
by mattdad August 21, 2009