Smacking the Panda

A slang masturbating

Guy 1: Dude i just saw sami Smacking the panda.

Guy 2: Thats amazing.

by Gentalmensmiley June 20, 2011

pandalicker

One who partakes in the licking of Pandas (ailuropoda melanoleuca) for either personal enjoyment or financial gain.

What, you need me to draw you a diagram?

by Hairy Carrie January 24, 2005

Panda

A best friend that you also have sexual relations with; you both are there for each other and do whatever you can for one another but you both are comfortable enough with your friendship to have sex. This is not something that should not be confused with Fuck Buddies or Friends with Benefits.

"Amanda and Tom have this weird relationship." "I heard her say they were Pandas."

by Underwater Basket Weaver April 4, 2015

pandabuy

rep city

i’m gonna buy 4’s from pandabuy

LOL reps xd

by tiptickelr June 26, 2023

Sad Panda

A sexual position involving fellatio, makeup and crying.

When she's choking on your cock and the mascara is running down her cheeks... that makes her a sad panda.

by Offensive Nomad November 7, 2020

Happy Panda

Someone living on the top floor of a panda house, or a tree. More specifically, a ponderosa tree. These people can be described as tree-hugging liberal badasses who care about the good will and fortune of pandas.

TK lives at the top of ponderosa. She's kind of liberal, but she's a happy panda.

by pandalover556 October 21, 2011

panda eyes

Someone who has had a lack of sleep, resulting in dark circles under their eyes.

Someone who, as a result of too much marajuana, has dark circles under their eyes

1. James was so tired, after only 2hours sleep last night, he has panda eyes.

2. Dude, how stoned are you, you have massive panda eyes

by Mil0 June 1, 2007