The one and only

Bitch ass group of murders, scared ass folk, or manipulative ass holes who hide in the shadows waiting to surrender to the real living God. They claim they are God but only use false doctrine to achieve there magical lies. NA.-NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS.

We are the one and only. There's no other way to get clean and sober. Give the one and only all your praise and glory when it really belongs to Christ.

by NewClear_Mindset⁹¡⁹ September 9, 2022

My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Only in Ohio

An internet meme that claims very unnatural/unordinary things happen ONLY in the US state, Ohio. It became popular around 2023 of January.

Person 1:"wow, look at this video of a deer toe dancing." Person 2:"Only in Ohio."

by thegangsta1094 June 12, 2023

Only Giac

An expression of frustration typically said when co-workers leave unfinished work for the next shift. Giac is referenced as an ideal co-worker who never leaves work for his colleagues or the next shift.

Carlos: Did you see the patients in rooms 8 & 9?

Albert: What patients?… oh I stopped checking the board a while ago they must have just walked in.

Carlos: *mutters under his breath* only Giac!!!

by CFLatinMD September 27, 2021

Rapper's Delight only took one take.

Sugar Hill Gang only took one attempt to rap an entire 15 minute song called Rapper's Delight.

Dan: Hey Sam, Did you know the song Rapper's Delight only took one take, for one track?
Sam: ......One take. Only one take. Rapper's Delight only took one take.. one... just one.

by Pimpdaddy88 December 3, 2018

Partner only sexual preference

Aka. P.O.S.P.; When an individual will only sleep with people they are romantically involved with

Sharleen will only sleep with someone if they are dating them. They have a partner only sexual preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 15, 2021

Close only counts in grenades

A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.

1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW February 17, 2022