fridge magnet

someone with a fuck ton of piercings

that emo chick over there looks like a fucking fridge magnet

by Apple bong April 24, 2023

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

Fridge goblin

Yep, definitely a fridge goblin—a mysterious, snack-stealing, half-eaten-food-leaving creature that lurks in the shadows of your kitchen. It thrives on confusion and mild inconvenience, making sure your favorite treats are either mysteriously missing or returned in the most cursed way possible.

Step one: Set a trap.
Step two: Confront the goblin (or guilty roommate/sibling).
Step three: Demand justice.

Or just start writing your name on everything in the freezer like a survival tactic.

The fridge goblin ate half of my Creamsicle and put it back into the box with no rapper.

by I'm 100% your mom March 12, 2025

Fridge

How the hell don,t you know what a fridge is.

Person 1:Hey whats a fridge
Person 2:How the hell don't you know its what you've been staring at for 3 hours
Person 1:Well your'e the guy who sits on the couch all day
Person 2: What does that have to do with fridges

by The all knowing Fridge September 3, 2020

fridge

notes on the fridge

Love, double shift tonight. left you beer in the fridge. chicken broth ready. chop something into. leave me a goodnight ciggy. 🖤🦍

by Krkič July 8, 2019

Fridge

Adjective used to describe a man who has a stocky, square block like build.

Bloke was a fridge, I mean he was an absolute unit.

by Limnos December 7, 2021

Fridge

the portal to a new world, inside the fridge lerks beings seemingly of another world such as: beasts of the condiment tribe and the carb clan

only a human person with brave of heart can consume such forms of matter and some say at 3am a strange form of Human known as the gamer, finds the shredded cheese and red bull and consumes it Infront of all of the other colonies of food to set an example

it's a fridge

by SockDrawerOfSouls July 30, 2025