a character you draw on the foggy windows of a car after getting raw dogged by the guy you've had a crush on since you were 16 but he doesn't like you enough to date you even after 3 years of friendship and letting him raw dog and cum in your mouth.
me:"aye toast Kevin"
him: "take that off the window or else you are gonna keep laughing while we try and fuck."
him: "take that off the window or else you are gonna keep laughing while we try and fuck."
by toast Kevin April 19, 2021
Get the Toast Kevinmug. A very charming yet scary piece of Toast, it flies around your room at night and scowls at you while you make Toast. It'll also: bumLURK: at you while you're in the shower or on the can.
by Surviving June 24, 2017
Get the haunted toastmug. by big_badussy January 10, 2022
Get the toasted blowstedmug. usually refers to someone who is causing or has been causing annoyance to everyone within range of them.
arsehole on toast are commonly children kicking the back of your seat on a long journey made worse by unnecessary screaming.
by nipstock December 21, 2009
Get the arsehole on toastmug. A beautiful orange cracker in the shade of the sun at dusk , and the beautiful yummified peanut butter inside. best snack ever invented.
by toast chee lover 69 July 7, 2023
Get the Toast Cheemug. n. A bodily function that occurs while toasting or conversing during dinner; it is belching so loudly and with such force while talking as to throw up chunks of undigested offerings in an unexpected and often embarrassing way.
My closing remarks and acknowledgements for the crab feed gala turned into a riotous Roman Toast; I burped so hard during the speech that i threw up wine-drenched buttered crab wads on my notes and all over the podium
by Hot Dog Goblin August 6, 2021
Get the Roman Toastmug.