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Class blast

When in an attempt to hold on a fart while in a classroom (preferably during reading, tests, or other times when the classroom is relatively silent) the pressure between the butt cheeks increases vibration- effectively making the noise louder. A shocked expression is a sign of a class blast, while pure embarrassment is a sign of just a regular fart.
Student #1: "Yo, this dude let out a class blast right as the room got quiet in 6th period today! His face was the best part.
Student #2: "I feel bad for him, all he wanted to to was hold it in, tie he fucked himsekf over. Still funny as shit though!"
by IcyKnight November 30, 2016
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Blast Friend

To send friend requests via Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, or any other social network to very many people at a time.

Usually for people who just want to have as many "friends" as they can.
Girl #1: Oh my God, you just got 50 new facebook friends? How did that happen?

Girl #2: Oh, I just blast friended, it was so obnoxious, but now I have so many friends!

Girl #1: Yeah.... "friends".
by CheesyNoodlesYummy April 13, 2011
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Beyton Blast

A euphemism for when someone bangs their fist on a table, hits an object (usually a food item), and creates a mess. Usually occurs in middle and high schools where immaturity runs rampant.
"Looks like Mike Beyton Blasted his lunch all over me again."
by Nately's Old Man August 12, 2012
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Last blast

When you smoke a joint, and there's only one puff left. The last hit of a joint.
Rhonda: ''Dayum! We smoked all that joint?''

Lateisha: ''Yep, pretty much. (*giggles*) You want last blast?''
by JustLikeDat November 8, 2014
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usb blasting

I fuck my roomba because usb blasting is hot.
by PeePeeConsumer August 30, 2018
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Whip Blasting

The act of ghost riding the whip and ghetto blasting simultaneously. This can only be done by a true street heartin' thug.
Chris: Yo, you niggas wanna go Whip Blasting?
Scott: Aigh man, I'll get my bottom bitch.
Zak: Cool, I got the boombox and some mad mix tapes.
by shoey205 February 8, 2010
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Blast Status

To be put on blast, i.e., have your personal business exposed to others, by a person via their Facebook status.
Ricky put me on blast status last night when he posted pictures of us together on Facebook. My husband is not going to like this...

Dee put me on blast status when she updated her Facebook status to say she and I were going out dancing, after I told my man I was staying in to touch up my highlights.
by Dj really real February 13, 2010
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