office shaman

like any great shaman, the office shaman is the guy with the vision ...but that's all he has to offer..the vision. the end result of what he wants and so desires. 75% of the time, his vision is pure genious, the other 25% of the time it's a wreck, but for that batting avg, everyone respects him. The problem with the shaman, like I said is they offer no path, no solution on how to achieve their vision which creates angst among his followers. The shaman is the one who coined the office phrase "figure it out", from which the other office phrase "WTF" orginated from. The office placebo's ultimate goal is to become a shaman, but it will never happen, cause like I said the office placebo is a complete fraud, does nothing and certainly could not come up with a vision.

Jackson: Wow, that was unbelievable ... I'm so charged up and excited as well as completely dumbfounded at the same time.
Murphy: I know, everytime I listen to Stefan, the office shaman, I feel the same way. The man is genius, but how the hell are we going to reduce expenses by 40% next month without doing away with our bagel friday's that everyone lives for.

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009

office snatch

A female coworker specializing in all things persnickety. Things like sitting in warm chairs displease her and you might as well kill yourself if you leave her off a meeting invite. She never forgets. She's also the source and spreader of office rumors and the first to tattle on anyone. This chick is cold, literally. She's constantly whining about being cold and turns up the thermostat to the displeasure of all of her fellow coworkers.

She may or may not be pregnant. But, you don't dare ask.

If that rumor spreading, office snatch brings another fucking blanket to a meeting I'm going to rip it out of her feeble hands and choke her.

Fucking office snatch is bitching about sitting in warm chairs again. Are we fucking dead? Should I kill myself about 10 minutes prior to our meeting time so she can remove my cold, lifeless body in hopes for coolness for her fatty, worthless ass?

This shit talking, office snatch needs to cool her jets and quit acting like she's better than everybody before I get in her grill.

by peacefulstreamsinyoface August 15, 2011

Riverdale and the office

the worst shows in the fucking world. if youn watch these you will have kids and they will bully you. you have dry humour and you a gay mf if you watch them

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riverdale and the office

by black enslaver 69 January 28, 2020

Office Weenie

1) a "geek", 2) a person that really needs to get a life, 3) someone that regularly receives wedgies - and likes it, 4) does not enjoy spending time with persons of the opposite sex - but loves sheep

1) Given the choice of viewing a video of Pamela Anderson or a Bill Gates lecture, Office Weenies choose Bill every time
2) Office Weenies think Happy Hour is an Oprah rerun

by tsputnik2 March 30, 2010

house of office

A toilet. Archaic slang. This term is a somewhat old-fashioned one, being used by mainly English literature and History students of the pretentious type.

"George W. Bush is unfit for office, except perhaps a house of office."

by Chymo November 18, 2006

Imperial Officer

A person that is a Simp for a rich person or group of rich people.

"Man have you heard that guy that's excited for the war draft, he is such an Imperial Officer."

by DR.ROCKSOS' CAT January 15, 2020

Officer's brat

The offspring of (a) Salvation Army officer born after the officer(s) have gone through training. Not to be confused with officer's kid.

abbreviated O.B.

"Sometimes you can be such an O.B."

"I am NOT an officer's brat! I was born AFTER my parents went to training, thank you very much!"

by placemat January 23, 2009