arsehole on toast

usually refers to someone who is causing or has been causing annoyance to everyone within range of them.

arsehole on toast are commonly children kicking the back of your seat on a long journey made worse by unnecessary screaming.

by nipstock December 21, 2009

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Roman Toast

n. A bodily function that occurs while toasting or conversing during dinner; it is belching so loudly and with such force while talking as to throw up chunks of undigested offerings in an unexpected and often embarrassing way.

My closing remarks and acknowledgements for the crab feed gala turned into a riotous Roman Toast; I burped so hard during the speech that i threw up wine-drenched buttered crab wads on my notes and all over the podium

by Hot Dog Goblin August 6, 2021

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random toasts

Also see toast and random

To clink glasses of any beverage together and declare in a loud voice... anything that springs to mind. In loud celebration.

"heres to Siagon"

"To chebs"

"Wispas"

"toasting with pizza crusts"

"random toasts"

by Davie Gold December 9, 2008

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Smeg on toast

Originating from the classic English breakfast, egg on toast. Smeg on toast is when one collects their dick cheese and proceeds to spread it onto toast. Usually served best with crusty semen too.

Tom: “fancy some smeg on toast”
Dave: “No way dude! Last time I ate smeg on toast I was put into a smeg induced coma”.

by Gawkinator 5000 August 1, 2021

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Trump toast

Trump toast occurs after you’ve thrown all your loyal friends and associates under the bus, after they’ve lied to protect you. Then when you really need them to bail you out, they won’t.

He boned his girlfriend’s sister, now he’s trump toast.

by Villamondo August 22, 2018

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