Stomach is in my ass

When someone ate something that their stomach doesn't agree with, this causes pain and more likely than not, a very violent shit follows in suit. Usually diarrhea
I've been eating dairy all day, and now my stomach is in my ass.
by officiallymobbs November 1, 2022
mugGet the Stomach is in my assmug.
It means that your getting fucked by a bbc and it cums
Jon : Oh my god I just went rocky moutain explored up Jenny ass and I loved it!!

Mark : Damn you're a lucky dude.

Rocky mountain exploring up my ass
by Saw-illydfss September 28, 2018
mugGet the Rocky mountain exploring up my assmug.

Laser My Ass

Laser my ass: A term generally used when someone needs to utilize a laser to scare a gerbil out of the rectum of another persons ass.
Last night got a little carried away for a first date... I had to get John to ‘Laser My Ass’ to get the gerbil out of it.”
by Triple OG MudBone July 14, 2020
mugGet the Laser My Assmug.

Tits out my ass

You yell this after stubbing your toe, or when something bad happens, or if something is to expensive. like the equivalent of shit, or son of a bitch. This is just a much more fun way of showing your cussing knowledge.
by cussergeniass October 1, 2019
mugGet the Tits out my assmug.
i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
by imabroomstick September 24, 2025
mugGet the I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Assmug.

Gah! My Ass!

A common female expression for when one's hole has been roughly infiltrated.
"Jeff please take it nice and slo-GAH! MY ASS!"
by Ben Dover Pleeze August 15, 2019
mugGet the Gah! My Ass!mug.

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