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Noodle doodle

When you walk into a shop and then ask for a 'noodle doodle' to get a micro noodle or kimchi
by Toddw2004 September 13, 2016
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laser-noodle

a projectile from the mouth...most likely being a noodle.or spit,or basically anything.this most-likely happens when some one is really excited,or just retarded.it is quite funny,but some times disgusting if you fall victim to a laser-noodle
awesome-dude-with-long-hair: dewd,i was at game stop the other day,it was so awesome.

weird-girl-with-domo-backpack: game stop!(at this point the girl shoots a laser-noodle across the table and hits sasquach

awesome-dude-with-long-hair: lawlz!
by awesome-dude-with-long-hair December 18, 2008
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Noodle Nubbers

Unusually long and round nipples
It was so cold you could totally see her Noodle Nubbers
by DickDrangus December 24, 2013
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Swamp noodle

1) the post-coitus shape of the male genitalia.

2) when your dick soggy after a good fuck
Yo, she got me so good I had swamp noodle for like 3 days after.
by Sydzillah October 25, 2015
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Puppy Noodle

Ohh look, a Puppy Noodle is over there wook at its widdle face!
by Da_Evil_Doggo June 4, 2018
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Biddy Noodling

(n.) the act of getting a chick and making her yours for a night/life

info: based on catfish noodling
Daniel: I'm bored.
Anthony: Let's go biddy noodling!
Daniel: How bout we go for those biddies over there!
Anthony: Yeah! Nicki and Anna are so hot!
Daniel: Get da bait ready! ;)
by PhoenixRising33 August 14, 2010
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Shark noodling

When a male human being ejaculates inside the womb of a female human being and then reaches inside of her with his fingers and starts scooping the sperm out by the dozens or even hundreds. By doing this one hopes that his little sharks will not be able to swim and find an egg before being scooped out of her meat curtains and being slung onto the sheets, floor, toilet, her face, etc.
Wyndall: Hey JW , what's all this white stuff all over the living room?

JW: Sorry call the cleaning lady, I went shark noodling last night.
by MAG66 March 21, 2017
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