Free Throw

The act of shitting before your ass hits the seat

"I didn't think I was going to make it to the bowl. Luckily, I dropped my pants in time to free throw it!"

by NEO LEO January 2, 2014

throwing teeth

When white girls fight they throw teeth. Pulling hair and biting. See also: throwing hands

I’m about to be throwing teeth with this with with the thick hair like it’s shark week. She gonna regret it. Fuck around and get bit.

by anonymous July 5, 2023

throwing clouds

Alternate for throwing shade, bringing people down

Girl: "Did you see Sarah throwing clouds at lunch?"
Girl 2: "Yeah her whole group was talking trash in 2nd period."

by Usermonkey90 May 29, 2017

Throw Loaf

The act of dropping a deuce. Usually one that comes out with significant force, however maintains it's structural integrity.

After drinking all that coffee this morning; Jimmy really had to throw loaf when he got to work.

by Lil'Toefungius August 13, 2010

morning throw

Having to masturbate in a cup at 7:00am because that's the time your wife made with the clinic to see if your guys are swimming good.

I'll be late for work tomorrow because I have to do a morning throw. My wife thinks my boys are lazy. Man I hope they have big booty porn!

by [e-mail] August 22, 2017

throw the tridger

When you are so blacked out that you mix the the terms "pull the trigger" and "throw up" to form "throw the tridger". Made famous in 405 Bedford.

"dude, you alright?"
"no, i need to throw the tridger"

by Oopah March 7, 2008

throwing knuckleballs

Throwing knuckleballs: code for camel toe
Normally used in a situation to warn a friend to dodge the possibility of having to get an eye full of camel toe. The name knuckleball refers to the resemblance of a camel toe and a the way a baseball players fingers look when throwing a knuckleball.

Scott: Watch out she's throwing knuckleballs

Tom: Thanks for the head's up

by Alphapyr0 January 15, 2014