Skunk fever

When a cop drives by everyone slows down .

(skunk becuase there car is black and white)
Girl 1 : dang! everyones got skunk fever .

Girl 2: Heck yeah ! come on everyone speed up!
by famefox July 13, 2011
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Skunk whisperer

Feed skunks by hand and get accidentally bit, goes to ER has to have rabies shot(hurt like a bitch)but continue afterwards to hand feed them all 7 and 5 babies now that’s a skunk whisperer JLA/MAA Even catching baby possums can be this too just gentle hands for cute lil wildlife
Lee was feeding only one skunk we named him Rocky and soon they brought the neighborhood to feast every night on soup, Rotisserie chicken, cheese,crackers,other leftovers,& before we knew it we had 12 & 5 babies that all loved the skunk whisperer and we loved them. Even had baby possums too! Michelle even loved the skunk whisperer he was so brave (or crazy) feeding them by hand he got bit accidentally and had to have Rabies shot but after that he didn’t care he still fed them . It was so nice, I’ll love the skunk whisperer forever
by The Lexxi January 13, 2021
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the skunk technique

A sort of self defense mechanism used when someone shows interest in you

(Usually derived off ones insecurity’s)
Ex:
>Talk to anon
>Find out anon likes you

>>Think you are not good enough

>>>Proceed to purposefully make your self less desirable
>Last read 8 weeks ago

Similar to that of a skunk , if you get too close , the wretched smell will make want to get away from it
Hey what happened between you and anon?
I drove her away with the skunk technique
by BigFard July 29, 2021
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Skunked the Table

To turn, drop trouser, bend over and spray your diarrhoea over the table/desk/other things in protest.
They laughed in her face, laughed at her tears laughed at her trembling limbs, so , out of desperation and defiance, she skunked the table. - Memoirs of Greta Thunberg, 2061
by ShirterDeserter March 10, 2022
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Beach Skunk

What you say when you smell pot at the beach
smells like a beach skunk
by br3ckhouse March 26, 2022
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Dumpster Skunk

Any one person who consistently smells like cat piss/ b.o./ or any other terrible stench.
The dumpster skunk is here, you can smell where they've been.
by HemlockInk June 23, 2016
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Skunk Account

A alternate or smurf account in an online game which is higher ranked or has achieved greater success than the owners primary account.
Fuck yeah I'm diamond! Wait a minute that was on my skunk account ... I'm still platinum on my main. Skunk account why you no real account?!?
by Aciesethos June 28, 2011
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