soul-janitor

Buying from someone you trusted who grabbles naturally to collect for himself your soul ; the price of your sins, weaknesses and addictions .

You're doin' great kid! You're showin' some hootspa! You'll be a soul-janitor for sure!

by Nimron September 18, 2019

Soul Reaper

A person who tries taking a dump. As it’s popping out she dips it in chocolate then sprinkles. And eats it.

Lindsey just did a soul reaper and her breath stinks.

by AliciaHorseHumper February 11, 2023

Soul scrutinizer

A meticulous person/An observer/ someone that can easily read people because of how much attention they pay to details. Those people will notice what most people don’t and they Value Energy. Vibes if you will.

1. Yo be careful how you come at that Him/Her; he/she is a real life Soul Scrutinizer that will detect your B.S. from a mile away.

2. The training he/she received from the Academy turned him/her into a Soul Scrutinizer.

by Kenly Forbz December 3, 2020

Soul Slap

A punch to the heart that doesn't have to hurt you physically but damn sure goes straight to the feels.

"Fuck you Kenny, you can't go studying abroad! You are the worst best friend ever"

*SMACK*

"That didn't even hurt"

"I don't care, it was a soul slap!"

by Boo2000 August 15, 2017

Soul-Breakage

The effect of being exposed to Two Girls One Cup for more than five seconds.

The sound of breaking glass and monkey vomit soon followed my friend's viewing of TGOC and she was never the same afterwards. I suspect she was exposed too long and that resulted in Soul-Breakage

by Ferrovir September 29, 2011

soul dick

The dick that was meant for you and you alone. When one finds his or her soul dick, it's a beautiful harmony of flesh and emotion.

"Did you see that dick pic Jason sent me? I think it's my soul dick."

"Oww girl, you get it."

by Plsyoungmetro July 17, 2016

Soul Train

A train that tells paramedics they’re not gonna make it in time. If a paramedic or any other rescue vehicle gets stopped by a train on their way to someone, they’re not gonna make it there. This is a common myth by many people.

Rick: Why did this man die yesterday? The ambulance was almost there.
Harry: Because there was a soul train.

by curlycows February 8, 2020