tab clap

also known as "tabbing". When someone starts clapping several seconds before the rest of the group. Tabbing can also refer to when a person starts clapping when it is not appropriate or while someone else is talking.

person: "and in conclusion..."
person doing the tab clap: "CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP"

by PlAcEpErSoN July 13, 2011

Tongue clapping

The act of slapping one's lips and tongue in order to make a random, annoying ass noise to fill in awkward gaps, when really, one is only making them more intolerable. It is fairly similar to chewing with your mouth open, without there being any food in that annoying ass suck-hole of yours, which should just stay closed all the time. Often it is done randomly, and cow-like to maximize its effectiveness.

Douche: *random tongue clapping noises*

You: Goddam Kerwin over here won't stopping his lip clapping and I have a severe case of wanting to punch him in the suckhole.

by WWWoooooooWWW December 7, 2010

CLAP BOARDS

In basketall, When you slap the backboard, after you take a lay up.

How you cant clap boards???
Shit is lite

by J. eAsY February 9, 2008

Nut Clap

Noun

1. A painfully ignorant person

"This Nut Clap walked up to Chevy HD2500 and said they didn't know they made trucks in High Definition."

by Exodus VI January 25, 2016

clap porn

When the skin of your testicles claps against the side of your leg during intercourse or masturbation

I'd rather masturbate with a rapier to the clap porn than spend one more minute with you.

by MelonTopia January 14, 2014

clap roulette

when you have sex with a lot of women and you get the clap.

My friend Alex had sex with so many women. I swear, he's playing the clap roulette!

by elnego July 6, 2018

goutch clap

What Josh does while he cries himself to sleep wearing a condom at night, cuddling with Karl in the fetal position.

Josh gently placed his goutch inside of Karl's mouth and attempted to goutch clap, but it was for naught.

by Karl Markis December 29, 2007