Ninja Smokeout

When a friend secretly smokes you out at an awkward or boring social event.

remember the time you guys smoked me out when i was watching eclipse with my girlfriend? man that was a pro ninja smokeout

by SirSmokeaLotz December 23, 2010

Ninja Nosejob

While a girl is giving you head..right as you cum karate chop her in the back of the head then stick your dick in her nose

Guy 1: Dude this girl was giving me head then i totally did the ninja nosejob on her

Guy 2: Thats fucking gross man...thats messed up

by sandman142 August 17, 2010

ninja rowson

Ninja Rowson is one of the best maths teachers to have. He will perform a dance called the Ninja dance where he moves around as If he was a ninja whilst impersonating a Chinese/Japanese accent. He is a good teacher although sometimes he gets in a strop and sits back down in his chair for around 10 minutes of the 60 minute lesson you have with him .

"It's not fair you have an alright maths teacher" - Tyler

" what are you on about you've got Ninja Rowson"

by XD :) July 29, 2019

ninja fapper

To masturbate/fap silently.

Dave: Why is fapping called fapping?
Max: Because fap is the noise it makes.
Dave: I've never heard that before ..., I must be some kind of ninja fapper

by honkthedonk January 17, 2013

The Urban Ninja

the act of taking two 15 inch black dildos and tieing them together with a string like nunchucks. while shiving one up your ass you then swing the free dildo around and sneak up behind your partner and hit them with it. thus creating a ninja like expirience.

i gave The Urban Ninja to my boyfriend last night because he said i wasnt adventurous enough.

by The Urban Flame February 23, 2011

Ninja Toke

Toking in public places but in a fashion where no one notices.

The other day me and my friends went to Sacramento and ninja toked at the state capital.

by ironpikachu February 19, 2010

Ninjas on the lawn

Along with paranoia, ninjas-on-the-lawn is the most common side effect of cocaine.

asshole: "What is that outside?"

you: "I'm not sure, but i think it could be NINJAS."

asshole: "There are no ninjas on the lawn."

you: "OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK; THEY'RE NINJAS."

by SnowhuouV October 24, 2012