Dirty Honey Mustard

When you put a spoon of honey into your mouth, while putting yellow food dye on the tip of your dick. You then engage in sex with a woman, but before you cum, you spit the honey into her ass, and cum into her ass, which when the cum mixes with the yellow food dye, will make a consistency similar to mustard. You will then take a chicken nugget and dip it in, enjoying the meal together.

Connor: "Yo bro, that Dirty Honey Mustard last night was insane!"

by Jorshleflisher July 17, 2025

Mustard Eater

A hard-ass, a man is above all other men in their manliness. Extreme talent in music or sports.”

“This guitar player is a real mustard eater”
“This guy eats mustard”

by PotatoLPC August 30, 2022

Mustard boy

Mustard boy is a stupid fat furry monkey who shoves mustard up his asshole and eats it, he also ruins his friends ranked games and is profusely bad at video games, especially valorant.

Guy 1:dude you threw my ranked game, I lost 22 rr.
Guy 2 (mustard boy): I tried my best
Guy 1: you fucking suck

by kkpep January 6, 2024

mustard brain

the word your grandma uses when she is mad at someone.

grandma: YOU MUSTARD BRAIN PEE KNUCKLE!!

by emo4ever January 8, 2022

Mustardous

Mustardous; Meaning lack of mustard or honey mustard. Can be Used as a Verb, or an adverb.

Abbie was fealing very mustardous because she ran out of Honey mustard.

Kelsey wasn't mustardous because she just won 10,000 pounds of mustard from the mustard lottery.

by The Mustard King September 11, 2011

Cut the mustard

You won or “lived up to expectations” or basically, stuff like that.

“I cut the mustard in the game.”
“Oh I didn’t”

by Beanie gacha April 20, 2022

Mustard Hole

A cat’s asshole.

“bro move your cat, it’s mustard hole is staring right at me”
“it’s just what they do bro”

by kanggtula October 9, 2021