by mehbehreh January 18, 2016
Tom Sandoval.
Disgraced Vanderpump Rules reality tv show star who had a 7-month affair behind his longtime life partner Ariana’s back with her best friend — then had the audacity to tell her it was her fault, act like the victim and cry like a weasel.
Disgraced Vanderpump Rules reality tv show star who had a 7-month affair behind his longtime life partner Ariana’s back with her best friend — then had the audacity to tell her it was her fault, act like the victim and cry like a weasel.
by Justicekelly June 08, 2023
Noun: The leftover vaginal secretion above the upper lip after oral sex. This resembles the "Got Milk" mustaches, though it is a mustache from pussy juice.
by Yekralem July 26, 2015
While most hens don't have a hairy beak this rare occurance happens when chickens have been exposed too much genetically modified organisms in their feed.
Also a varient on the Dirty Sanchez where you replace fecal matter with egg yolks.
Also a varient on the Dirty Sanchez where you replace fecal matter with egg yolks.
by Hen Mustache October 06, 2021
by Mustache Moment December 18, 2023
A seemingly innocuous app-driven cab ride from a private vehicle emblazoned with a large pink mustache on the grille, sometimes involving minor parked detours allowing passengers, generally female, to sit astride the driver, generally handsome and customer service-oriented, for some quicky cunnilingous.
I was meeting my man at a bar downtown and caught a ride in one of those cabs with the pink mustache. The driver was so fun, I asked, shyly, if I could ride the mustache.
I smiled all through dinner.
I smiled all through dinner.
by Word finder January 03, 2014
by Doooompoop November 29, 2021