Murphy Brown

You will need a mini-fridge next to your bed, the lights out, and someone you don't like. Latex glove is optional. Under cover of darkness slip the glove on and suggest doggy style to this person. Use some lube or your finger to get it wet an loose. Then reach into the fridge and pull out frozen log of feces and rapidly insert into preferred orafice. Then simply get up and walk away. She or he will never want to have sex with you again.

Melissa came over again last night and wouldn't leave me alone. So I invited her upstairs and gave her a murphy brown

by jango threat June 18, 2009

Jesus murphy

A character in "The Heretic," a one-man show by Christian Conner.

"Jesus Murphy, evangelical atheist"
-"The Heretic" by Christian O'Conner

by Tristan October 22, 2003

Murphy

Someone in the work place who has no idea what they are doing in any way, shape, or form. They claim to have vast knowledge, but insist on doing nothing and demand that others do their work for them. This person has no social skills whatsoever. Somehow the conversation always gets back to talking about how cool they think they are. They walk around clutching the end of their sleeves nervously, and are content to waste time doing anything but work. All they care about is kissing ass and taking other people's ideas.

They are the Papa Murphy's of the workplace. Mediocre in every way, and yet still gets paid.

Ugh, she is being such a Murphy today.

I hate that guy. He's such a Murphy.

by charlie.99 November 4, 2014

murphy lee

hot, sexy, and very attractive

like in shake your tale feather

by calliope shorty August 7, 2003

murchandise

things bought and sold; goods; commodities; wares - limited to be things owned or belonging to a murch.

Check out the Brian's murchandise!!!

by D.J. B.RaD December 16, 2008

morphalize

When multiple conversations meld into a single epic conversation

Hack and I were talking about zombie flicks, everyone else was talking about wrestling. The conversation took a turn to epic when that morphalized into zombie wrestling.

by ChezzaFentoozler February 4, 2010

Murphy's Rape

If it can go wrong, not only will it, but it will go so wrong you start to think "This couldn't possibly be happening to me, I must have lost my mind and am imagining this, please pass the thorazine."

Having had a terrible day that not even Murphy's Law could begin to describe I jokingly said the phrase Murphy's Rape. My friend finding it funny suggested I upload it to Urban Dictionary, but as Murphy's Rape would have it, the computer froze when I tried to take my friend's advice.

by Lilly33 October 27, 2012