When you purchase the last Chiko roll of the day from a petrol station cut it in half, find a homeless person use half of it as a condom and the other half inside them. When you’ve finished you eat the chiko roll.
by Scourge of the Seven Seas September 27, 2025
Get the Mount Isa Motelmug. by RR3TKK May 31, 2023
Get the Mountmug. where all the kids who think they “bad” smoke and fight and claim they get all the hoes. also where marching band is always wildin, and where tiger dolls get their sex tapes leaked and get kicked off for drinking on trips. this high school is in northeast texas and is home to crackheads and druggies, but also students filled with tiger pride !
by livelaughlové March 21, 2022
Get the mount pleasant high school - texasmug. "So how was your date yesterday?"
"Awful, she had the biggest mount pubic ever! Like something straight outta the 70's!"
"Awful, she had the biggest mount pubic ever! Like something straight outta the 70's!"
by The distressed Pillock January 22, 2022
Get the mount pubicmug. schools are shit the playgrounds always have gum and bird shit all over itThe old principal at mountain view was a pedo the shitty secretary is still there and isn't leaving sadly The teaching conditions are terrible Oh the lunch aids are communists & nazis.Lets move onto the middle school which is a top class torture asylum. The principals and secretary are shit the teaching is even more shitty. The popular kids all think theyre hot when in reality half their body weight is fucking makeup, & their friends all the other spoiled fuks. The popular kids are a bunch of racists the sixth graders spend way 2 much time fucking each other bc they haven't had health class & they dont know abt condoms bc they find pornhub at 9. They're starting sex-ed classes in 5th grade to lower the pregnancy rates in the middle school
theres cringy girls who film themselves twerking in the bathrooms in the sluttiest clothes the school lets them wear. the school has an undercover tiktok account to get the kids who film in the school They crack down way too hard on kids who use their phones in class & take them for fucking months. Meanwhile there's kids getting bullied by the popular kids & when they complain about it the school doesn't get off their lazy asses & do shit. Now lets move on to the highschool All of the white cheerleaders are so cringe they talk about bullshit that no one gives a fuck abt they yap like "have you heard about tylers dick its so huge i wanna suck him" Only in Mount Olive 💀
theres cringy girls who film themselves twerking in the bathrooms in the sluttiest clothes the school lets them wear. the school has an undercover tiktok account to get the kids who film in the school They crack down way too hard on kids who use their phones in class & take them for fucking months. Meanwhile there's kids getting bullied by the popular kids & when they complain about it the school doesn't get off their lazy asses & do shit. Now lets move on to the highschool All of the white cheerleaders are so cringe they talk about bullshit that no one gives a fuck abt they yap like "have you heard about tylers dick its so huge i wanna suck him" Only in Mount Olive 💀
by putin is gay June 1, 2024
Get the Mount Olivemug. Located at Camp David, Mount Phukidunno is known for its mysterious nature, with its name literally translating to "fuck it, I don't know." Populated almost exclusively by aquatic snails and an elusive beetle, Phukidunno has been studied extensively by ecologists for its uniquely low oxygen content.
Mount Phukidunno possesses a unique climate that most humans would quickly die in!
Yeah, it's a really specific climate that only snails can survive.
Yeah, it's a really specific climate that only snails can survive.
by Thezachary May 20, 2024
Get the Mount Phukidunnomug. by jnels845 April 12, 2024
Get the Mount and Blademug.