by Throwntothewind December 23, 2023

A hairstyle common in the 2000’s til about 2012. It was customary for Gen Y kids To showcase their Millenial Misery with a profile pic on Myspace with side swoop bangs. This hairstyle’s exaggerated part would cause the elder emo’s hair to nearly cover both or at least one of their eyes. It was also customary for the Myspace Mop to be utterly fried with a hair straightener and dyed unnaturally, either with overly saturated colors or horizontal stripes.
I’ve been feeling nostalgic lately and decided I hate my center part hair. I want to go back to my Myspace Mop days and change my profile song to Story of the Year or The Maine’s latest release. Simpler Times.
by niko5 May 4, 2022

During the process of wiping oneself, a bit of toilet paper accidentally grazes the water or comes in contact with moisture before wiping, thereby startling and/or skeeving the wiper, mid-wipe.
by Mancho76 February 15, 2025

A slang word created by Youtuber "yikes," mopped (mäpt) can mean anything, someone is bad at something? They are mopped. Someone is losing an argument? They are getting mopped. Not to be confused with "mopping the floor" with someone. Also known as "the ultimate slang word."
by SuperAssShitter2 July 7, 2024

Fucking someone in the ass then pulling out and having poop on the tip of your dick. Then proceeding to wipe it all over the lips of their mouth
by MGD 1 January 6, 2024

A new slang word popularized by the YouTuber yikes. The word has no actual meaning, but it is more often used in a positive sense.
by B1llyB0bG035t0w0rk June 30, 2024
