An annoying female who gives the impression that she is always on her period. They stomp around tutting all day, have mood swings constantly and will snap and cry at the slightest provocation. If you think you are currently seeing one of these ladies, get rid!
Neil: I can't take it anymore, she's doing my head in all the time, everyday.
Nigel: I warned you there'd be trouble with her, she's one of the biggest rag monsters I've had the misfortune of ever meeting!
Nigel: I warned you there'd be trouble with her, she's one of the biggest rag monsters I've had the misfortune of ever meeting!
by Nigel Fleming July 18, 2006
Get the rag monstermug. by carla and tracy November 13, 2007
Get the sketch monstermug. Bro #1: Did you see that girl in the slutty giraffe costume?
Bro #2: Yeah, we monster mashed!
Bro #1: Nice! Better graveyard smash soon.
Bro #2: Yeah. We have an appointment after the new year.
Bro #1: Dude, that's too long. Haven't you heard about the heartbeat bill? You'd better get in there soon and get that baby!
Bro #2: Yeah, we monster mashed!
Bro #1: Nice! Better graveyard smash soon.
Bro #2: Yeah. We have an appointment after the new year.
Bro #1: Dude, that's too long. Haven't you heard about the heartbeat bill? You'd better get in there soon and get that baby!
by Justin1234321 August 23, 2019
Get the Monster mashmug. Cockney rhyming slang for 'Credit Crunch'.
As in:
"If it weren't for the monster munch you'd have got that xbox for christmas johnny."
"What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster, is it a monster? ... no it's the bailiff"
"If it weren't for the monster munch you'd have got that xbox for christmas johnny."
"What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster, is it a monster? ... no it's the bailiff"
by Pickled Onion Flavour January 16, 2009
Get the Monster Munchmug. Possibly the greatest video game of all time. Released in 2003 for Playstation 2, you play as a giant monster destroying cities and fighting other monsters. Its awesomeness is equal to or greater than any other video game ever created.
by The Great Turd Burglar May 14, 2011
Get the War of the Monstersmug. Momentary hallucination induced by many days of no sleep while using amphetamines. Commonly witnessed by automobile operators driving long-distance road trips at night.
While tweaking and driving the truck driver said, "Oh Shit! Did you see that? Wait...it was only a meth monster."
by NW December 1, 2002
Get the meth monstermug. Useless, insanely overpriced, mediocre quality brand of AV cables. Audiophiles, with their usual tendency to suspend all reason and common sense, spend hundreds of dollars on them but cannot tell the difference between Monster Cables and coat hanger wire. Famous for selling gold-plated fiber-optic cables, which further demonstrate their customers' astounding lack of actual scientific knowledge.
Who on earth would pay $485 for a wooden volume knob? Oh yeah, the same idiots who pay $100 for a six foot HDMI link from Monster Cables.
by Texas Dex June 13, 2008
Get the Monster cablesmug.