Moist Moses

A Jewish man who splats his pants
You splatted everywhere you Moist Moses
by Soft Steve January 31, 2012
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My moist basement

It floods on a regular basis usually from my reverse osmosis de ionization units float valve malfunctioning.
Mario:Welcome Luigi to my moist basement we store all of our food here.
Luigi:What in the name of the old apartment is that smell.
Mario:That would be the mold forming from the moisture we should probably get out of here and begin abatement as soon as possible.
Luigi:Yeah that would be a good idea.
by Microwave boy September 12, 2022
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moist boner

Person 1: Ayo, why yo pants wet?
Person 2: I got a moist boner.
by moistbenis May 23, 2023
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moist shit

a fresh batch of dog shitthat comes from a human, (its true)
damn it! i just had a moist shit in my pants.
by Mic August 5, 2004
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Moist

Meaning: Awesome

The anotonym of "Lit", yet maintains the same meaning.
Friend: "Hey man, that party was moist af last night."

Friend#2: "I know bro. I'm still drenched(hungover)."
by Medixx July 17, 2018
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sippin on some moist

when the person speaking is drinking some water.
This started on a thread when someone pointed out that water was the oldest drink but had no nicknames, unlike coca cola.
Person 1: Hey bro! Whatcha doin?
Person 2: just sippin on some moist
Person 3: wtf
by temmie6209 April 27, 2024
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