Moist Voicemail

1. The product that occurs when one is leaving a voicemail and water gets into their phone and the phone short circuits. The water can either be on purpose or accidental (from rain, splashing, etc.)
2. Throwing water at someone while they are checking their voicemail.

Erin left me a moist voicemail; her slobber was all over her phone.

by The Klezmer Bandit November 20, 2011

Moist

Meaning someone is on the heavy side. They’re are not totally fat but slightly fat.

I finally saw my old elementary teacher, and she was a little moist. She wasn’t as slim as she was 9 years ago.

by TacoSanto December 9, 2018

Moist

a wet surface or substance but not that as wet as water just a little wet

jas: bruh my vagina is moist

Megan + Beth: shagging to much??

by kettlelover July 9, 2017

Moist

Being over emotional & having so many feelings & opinions about relationship issues...
Being a pu$$y.

Why are guys so moist today..?

by T0uch3d July 27, 2017

Moist cheeks

A wet sensation between the buttocks when making it clap

If you don't have moist cheeks then you aren't clapping it correctly

by Klifgord August 17, 2017

Moist

Ben Thomson

AYYYYYY Ben thomsom is a moist yute

by Moist Thomson October 24, 2018

Moist glove

When you jerk off with every liquid in you house with a glove

I just moist gloves with orange juice

by Bemining December 12, 2018