International Communist Fast month

June is the day when all Communists go on hunger strike and you can only eat on Saturday nights! You cannot eat or drink to try and simulate what starving Africans are feeling so we can feel their pain. You’ll only be allowed to drink water at half past midnight! Good luck comrades. Ⓐ ☭ 🚩🏴 June 1st-June 30th

International Communist Fast month

by Anarcho.Monkey May 18, 2021

World Veteran’s Month

The month of November is the month to celebrate and appreciate our soldiers

Have you not heard? Its World Veteran’s Month.

by Hasbulla June 24, 2021

No Homo Month

A month where you can say the gayest shit without it being gay to the bois. The period for no homo month is June 2nd to July 1st.

Bro 1: "Yeah bro I'd fuck your ass"

Bro 2: "It's a good thing it's no homo month or else that would be super gay bro"

by Daddies boy June 2, 2021

ass to moth

A very delicate and exotic sexual maneuver performed by the societal elite. It involves the insertion of one's phallus into a willing, or unwilling, human anal cavity and the rapid extraction of said phallus, so as to create a gaping hole, moths are then quickly thrown inside of the cavity and the phallus is subsequently reinserted. The moths will then try to escape but will be blocked by the tip of the phallus, thus creating a euphoric sensation for the penetrater.

"I went to this posh, socialite sex party. I didn't know the rich, elite had such insatiable, sexual palates. I participated in an ass to moth circle. I felt like the tip of my dick was going to explode with pleasure."

by zeezer43 July 9, 2021

Slap Aziz month

October is slap Aziz month with no consequences u get 10slaps a day and there is nothing Aziz can do about it

Aziz: owwwee why did u slap me

Me:because it’s slap Aziz month don’t u know

by Aziz is a loser lol October 3, 2021

International Hug Your Crush Month

Go hug em. In October

International hug your crush month is mandatory.

by NEVARC October 8, 2021

Harass Short People Month

In the month October, it is Harass Short People Month. During this month you are legally allowed to harass anyone under 5’1. May it be children, midgets or people who have weak genetics. Anyone over 5’1 can participate in HSPM. Harassment can come in any forms. Extra points if you make the short person cry. This event lasts only through Oct 1 to Oct 31, so you better start thinking of ways to make the short people in your life miserable! Happy October!

Person 1: It October! You know what that means!”
Person 2: please spare me, I promise to grow over 5’1
Person 1: none shall live

Harass Short People Month is a fun activity for the whole family!

by dreamssoggycumsock October 9, 2021