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Michigan

To be jerked off from behind whether it be over the shoulder or around the side like the popular hockey play “The Michigan
“I heard Ava was giving Jet a Michigan on the way to school today” - Person 1
“No way I’ve always wanted a Michigan, Jet is a lucky man!” - Person 2
by goonercore March 14, 2025
mugGet the Michiganmug.

Michigan Nacho Bar

When a Detroit city trollop agrees to be laid out on a table so the homies can use tortilla chips to eat salsa and refried beans out of her ass
Man 1: Hey man you coming over to Charlie’s tonight? Debbie said she’s down for a Michigan Nacho Bar

Man 2: No waaaay! Debbie’s the coolest
by Dan Flashes January 24, 2024
mugGet the Michigan Nacho Barmug.

Michigan pinner

A Michigan pinner is when rolling a joint you put as much stinky sticky Michigan grown weed in the provided rolling paper as possible.
Damn Levi you got 4.2 grams in that zigzag that's a Michigan pinner if I ever saw one, let's smoke.
by LePour January 6, 2024
mugGet the Michigan pinnermug.

Michigan Stretcher

The act in which one hooks their dick to a jumper cable on a vehicle, then proceeds to threaten the driver with a firearm, which the driver proceeds to drive off stretching the dick to its unusual length
Tyler gave micha a Michigan Stretcher
by Ashlovesmichiganstretchers September 26, 2023
mugGet the Michigan Stretchermug.

Flint Michigan

Pulling a Flint Michigan is when your shit is so watery that it comes out in almost liquid form, causing only a stream of brown liquid to come out. Similar to that of the muddy water coming out of a Flint Michigan faucet.
Person 1: Did you like that one restaurant I recommended?
Person 2: Yeah, but it made me pull a Flint Michigan.
by Susshitime December 10, 2022
mugGet the Flint Michiganmug.

Michigan Cleaning

where you insert your full arm into a womens anus and scoop out all the poop/diarrhea and feed it to them or yourself
austin backus:hey dude where is andy

reggie:he was just giving his girl a michigan cleaning
by koralreef June 1, 2022
mugGet the Michigan Cleaningmug.

Michigan Tamale

When you run out of toilet paper and are forced to use a corn husk to wipe your smelly ass
This damn corona virus has the entire country on a TP shortage, so I was forced to make a half dozen Michigan Tamales!
by Jar Lie March 14, 2020
mugGet the Michigan Tamalemug.

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