Mexican Turtle

The act of pulling back the foreskin of a penis and pouring hotsauce on it before replacing the foreskin to its original position.

Yo this baddie gave me a mexican turtle last night!

Bro... have you tried the #mexicanturtlechallenge

by Hoescravejayy January 19, 2018

Mexican Teletubbie

When you put your legs behind your head and your partner wears a teletubbie headband and bull rams the top of the headband into your Ass

Hey John any plans for tonight?

Ya dude I'm gonna Mexican Teletubbie my girlfriend tonight

by MTinside January 28, 2018

mexican excavator

The act of blowing your load into a woman's asshole and fishing it out with your index finger. Wearing of a sombrero is optional.

Hey vato, I shot my kids into your mom's ass last nite, but she wanted to taste it, so I pulled the old Mexican excavator and let her lick that shit off.

by Bmeckx78 December 31, 2016

Mexican water

Tequila

A need a lime for this Mexican water

by Brann January 1, 2020

mexican budlight

When you dip a Taquito in a girls ass hole and take it out proceed to dip it in a bud light and feed it to her.

“She came over last night and I gave her a Mexican budlight for dessert.”

by Clee Toris May 24, 2020

Mexican Mudpumping

A sexual act involving 2 men: whereas man A gives plethora laxatives to man B (a mexican lad) to get his insides nice and juicy. Man A proceeds to swizzle straw the juicy nectar from man B's anus. Heretofore - pumping mud from a Mexican.

I haven't talked to Panda in a while.

Friend: Yeah, Panda got a new lover named Diego, and they've been Mexican Mudpumping for 2 days straight.

by TittyfaceJenkins October 20, 2020

Mexican Heaven

The flea market.

Mexicans go to "Mexican Heaven" when they die if they've been good. Where jesus lives and buys chain steering wheels

by Mr Pickles August 4, 2012