When your morbidly obese Chihuahua walks on your back while your girlfriend is trying to give you a massage.
by Mr. GL April 15, 2017
Get the mexican backrub mug.When a Hispanic woman preforms oral sex on an elderly male. And takes a dusty cum shot to the face, breasts or any other form of old man money shot.
by Wreck it Ralph June 8, 2016
Get the mexican dustbuster mug.The act of pulling back the foreskin of a penis and pouring hotsauce on it before replacing the foreskin to its original position.
Yo this baddie gave me a mexican turtle last night!
Bro... have you tried the #mexicanturtlechallenge
Bro... have you tried the #mexicanturtlechallenge
by Hoescravejayy January 19, 2018
Get the Mexican Turtle mug.When you put your legs behind your head and your partner wears a teletubbie headband and bull rams the top of the headband into your Ass
by MTinside January 28, 2018
Get the Mexican Teletubbie mug.The act of blowing your load into a woman's asshole and fishing it out with your index finger. Wearing of a sombrero is optional.
Hey vato, I shot my kids into your mom's ass last nite, but she wanted to taste it, so I pulled the old Mexican excavator and let her lick that shit off.
by Bmeckx78 December 31, 2016
Get the mexican excavator mug.When you dip a Taquito in a girls ass hole and take it out proceed to dip it in a bud light and feed it to her.
by Clee Toris May 24, 2020
Get the mexican budlight mug.A sexual act involving 2 men: whereas man A gives plethora laxatives to man B (a mexican lad) to get his insides nice and juicy. Man A proceeds to swizzle straw the juicy nectar from man B's anus. Heretofore - pumping mud from a Mexican.
I haven't talked to Panda in a while.
Friend: Yeah, Panda got a new lover named Diego, and they've been Mexican Mudpumping for 2 days straight.
Friend: Yeah, Panda got a new lover named Diego, and they've been Mexican Mudpumping for 2 days straight.
by TittyfaceJenkins October 20, 2020
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