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broken record method

repeatedly say no to a hoebag that has a crush on you but you hate this person
by Camicorn Raptor March 7, 2017
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keycard method

a way of washing your ass that requires you to lather either hand in soap and slide it up and down between your asscheeks repeatedly
A: when you have to clean it do you the keycard method
B: yuh
by og original gangster February 4, 2024
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“The Method”

verb.

When playing the basketball game 2k, in “3s” you make a back door cut as soon as the ball is checked up

Fries before burger

Baccarat infinite money glitch, bet on banker 100% of the time.
Oh my god! “The Method” is too op for kramer in 2k! I (Ori) get a free assist every time!
by Origami21 January 8, 2024
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The Tow-Boat Method

The Tow_Boat Method refers to when someone uses their hand to pull a stuck shit out of their constricted asshole.
Just when I thought I would never shit again, I discovered The Tow-Boat Method.
by Pimposterous October 17, 2023
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Laced Method

To completely run through and or jump an opponent. To ensue victory by any means necessary even sacrificing an ally the gank must be won.
Doxxiana is mad cause he got hit with the laced method, ez 5 bars gank me again son

This guy must not know the laced method, i say we flood and show him

what is 1's?
by Deadcrayz May 13, 2024
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African Zimbabwean Method

African Zimbabwean Method (Ultra-Cinematic Edit) — noun
A totally theatrical, definitely-not-authentic overnight hack that conjures slept-in waves and maximum gossip value.

How it “works” (crazier steps):

Moon-mist: lightly mist hair with water — call it “moonwater” for theatrics.

Zodiac parting: split into 7, 9, or 13 sections (prime numbers = drama).

Phoenix coils: twist each section, loop it into a tiny cinnamon-roll-shaped coil, tuck the tip under.

Sock turret: roll a fluffy sock into a donut, stack two if you’re feeling legendary, and crown your head—secure with a silk ribbon.

Feather & ribbon charm: tuck a harmless feather or ribbon into one coil for “wind-readiness.”

The Chant: hum a two-note loop or whisper a nonsense password to “set the wave.”

Thermal trick (safe): wear a silk scarf to keep moisture in; avoid heat tools while sleeping.

Dawn unravel: gently unroll each coil, finger-separate, spritz a tiny bit of leave-in, scrunch, and flip for cinematic movement.
“How did you get those waves?” — “African Zimbabwean Method, I’ll teach you the sacred sock turret later.”

You mean you just slept like that?” — “And hummed a chant, yes.”
by ForgottenMethodzz August 26, 2025
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The drill method

When you take a shit and the poo gets in your ass hair and you go into the shower and clean it out by using your hand in drilling motion
I used the drill method on my butt hairs
by TheDrillMethod April 8, 2025
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